Brian is sentenced to care for a crabby old woman; Peter's beard becomes a home for birds.

Lois and Peter sail off on a cruise. Jealous that he was left behind, Stewie's matricidal tendencies are rekindled. When Brian challenges him to actually do it, Stewie carries out his diabolical plan.

Peter's boss Angela sends him back to the third grade so that he can qualify for a work promotion. Meanwhile, Brian, Frank Sinatra Jr. and Stewie open the coolest club in Quahog.

Brian and Stewie travel back in time to the pilot episode of FAMILY GUY to change history, and then to change history again.

When Mayor West is put on trial for murder, Brian is the lone holdout voting "not guilty," and he tries to persuade his fellow jurors that there's a reasonable doubt of the Mayor's guilt.

With a newfound love for rocking out to Van Halen, Peter gets in a car accident and falls into a coma.