Lois fulfills a lifelong dream of being a model. Stewie starts on a multi-level marketing company. Brian in need of cash to buy his de-worming medication agrees to become his salesman.

Brian's gay cousin Jasper visits the Griffin house and announces that he is engaged to his partner and wants to be married at their house. When Mayor West bans gay marriage in an effort to cover up and bring attention away from a scandal of his own, Brian resorts to hostile actions to try to change the Mayor's mind. Lois and Peter question their view towards gay marriage while Chris joins the "Young Republicans" Club to impress a girl.

Peter needs a new kidney after his energy-drink addiction causes renal failure. Meanwhile, Chris is chosen to introduce United States President Barack Obama at his school after winning an essay contest. Trouble is, Meg wrote the essay.

Chris's search for a new hobby leads him to befriend a puppeteer named Franz, until his checkered past is revealed.

Stewie tries to be a big boy and steals Brian's car for a joy ride but lands in a bit of trouble. Meanwhile, Ryan Reynolds visits Quahog and becomes obsessed with Peter.

Peter and the guys take a stand against their wives and flee to the Deep South on a road trip. On their Deep South road trip, Peter and the guys earn a one-way ticket to jail, then decide to make a run for it.

Brian discovers that his new blind girlfriend can't stand dogs, and Peter cannot negotiate his way down the new staircase.

Overwhelmed with financial troubles, Mort asks Peter and Quagmire to help him save his pharmacy. However, things take a turn for the worse when the trio decides to burn it down to collect insurance money

Peter and Chris go to fat camp where they cross paths with a serial killer who targets overweight kids; an album cover frightens Stewie.

When Peter's favorite kiddie show gets canceled, he decides to create and star in his own. Meanwhile, Meg starts an internship for Dr. Hartman.

Meg's exciting European adventure comes to a halt when she is kidnapped; Stewie and Brian embark on an action-packed rescue mission..

Peter talks Joe into having an affair and gets into another epic fight with the giant chicken.

When Brian discovers that Carter Pewterschmidt’s pharmaceutical company is withholding the cure for cancer from the public in order to gain more profit, he and Stewie plot to expose the big secret that could change the world. Meanwhile, Quagmire reveals a hair-raising secret of his own.

When the criminal who shot Joe years ago, leaving Joe in a wheelchair, becomes a fugitive, Quagmire, Joe and Peter team up to hunt the bad guy down.

When Meg learns her crush is gay and interested in Chris, she uses her brother to get closer to him.

As the Griffin family is preparing for Christmas, Peter tells his own version of the Nativity story.

To boost Chris' self-esteem, Peter and Lois send him to space camp. When camp ends and the Griffins come to pick Chris up, they accidentally are launched into outer space, and it's up to Chris to land the clan safely back on earth.

Brian writes a play that becomes a hit in Quahog, but loses his confidence when he finds that the play Stewie wrote is better than his.

When Peter, Quagmire and Joe visit the Harvard University campus, Quagmire accidentally marries a prostitute. In order to get out of his marriage, Quagmire pretends to be lovers with Peter.

Peter găsește pe un suport de farfurie dintr-un restaurant ceea ce el consideră a fi harta unei comori și întregul oraș este cuprins de febra aurului.

Peter este atât de stresat din cauza concedierilor de la berărie încât doctorul îi recomandă o croazieră pe muzică yacht rock.

Sătui să tot uite ideile fabuloase care le vin la beție, Peter, Joe, Quagmire și Cleveland încearcă să se înregistreze.

Stewie află că premiile și medaliile lui nu sunt atât de prestigioase precum credea. Peter stârnește din greșeală o ceartă între părinții lui Lois.

Brian se ofuschează când Quagmire deschide cu succes o cafenea cu pisici lângă barul lui favorit. Lois îi înscrie pe Chris și Meg într-o tabără religioasă.

Familia Griffin își prezintă propriile versiuni pentru trei povești de dragoste celebre: „Elena din Troia”, „Romeo și Julieta” și „Atracție fatală”.

Îndemnat de amici, Peter face rost de un card de credit strict secret, sperând ca Lois să nu afle de faptele lui.

Peter devine antrenor de baseball în Minor League și stârnește o adevărată mișcare după ce niște crampe îl fac să îngenuncheze la intonarea imnului național.

Instalația de aer condiționat a mașinii se strică pe vreme de caniculă, iar Peter transpiră întruna. Brian, Stewie și Chris pun la cale o campanie pe Kickstarter.

Peter își răsfață familia cu câteva povești celebre din Biblie, cum ar fi cele despre Adam și Eva, Arca lui Noe și Cina cea de Taină.

Directorul Shepherd este mustrat după ce râde de înălțimea lui Chris. Brian află că este personajul principal într-o carte pentru copii nu tocmai flatantă.

Stewie finally says his first word, and it's a swear. When Lois is shunned by the other moms, she tries to figure out where Stewie could have possibly learned it.

Peter and Lois accidentally set up a cutaway gag together, which somehow transports them into the cutaway itself.

Brian's new job as a journalist leads him to uncover that Pawtucket Pat, Quahog's hero and brewery founder, took part in racist actions against Native Americans. The town becomes divided on whether or not to remove the statue that commemorates him.

Meg agrees to be Bruce and Jeffery’s surrogate causing a pregnant Meg to annoy her family. But, when the couple fails to pick up the baby, the Griffins must take care of their new family.

Peter and Lois vacation in Florida, only to discover they've rented a condo in a retirement community. Back at home, Brian helps Stewie take his first shower.

Stewie tries to civilize his half-brother, Boston Stewie, so that he may be adopted. Meanwhile, Meg and Chris start a venture in which people online pay Chris to sit on and smash cupcakes.

Lois decides to sell the family's television to help pay for Christmas presents, but when Kevin James gets upset over losing Peter as a viewer, he apparates into the Griffin house.