Garcia makes a bad racist joke around Jones leading to Jones' suspension for punching Garcia. To his dismay, Jones has to work crossing-guard duty. He later learns that crossing-guard duty is better than he thought it would be. Garcia is also affected by the incident when he has to pair up with Weigel.

As the deputies struggle to save their moustaches from a county-ordered shave, Jones worries about a psychic's prediction.

Junior's life is turned upside down by an accidental marriage; Jones and Garcia chase a Milkshake Man.

Jones and Garcia are accused of Milkshake Man's death, which makes the District Attorney investigate the sheriff's department.

The District Attorney concludes his investigation.