This farce concerns Lord Godard, a vampire who has decided to live as an ally to the human race. Yet somehow, it seems an intruder made their way onto his estate to murder his beloved wife with a silver stake. A certain detective comes to the estate...

This farce concerns the culprit in Lady Godard's murder. A certain detective makes it clear that Lady Godard was murdered by a member of her own family, despite their protests. Regrettably, the services of the detective's bodyguard are required.