Bikini Space Planet Johnny is picked up by two aliens that he calls ""shiny mamas"" and taken back to their planet. Before they can start dating Johnny they need to give him a few painful tests. After the tests, they claim he is a perfect male specimen and crown him their king. After requesting the cable be fixed they see Braveheart and Mel Gibson and forget all about Johnny.

Johnny receives a letter that had a bubble sheet to fill out to identity what career Johnny will be in. But when Johnny accidentally sends a picture of Suzy, the result was that Johnny should be a ballerina.

A prince from a far kingdom is boring of being ruler and sees that Johnny looks exactly like him, so they switch places.

When Bunny puts in a V-chip to limit Johnny's TV-watching, he moves into a trailer, with Carl as his new roommate. Johnny and Carl soon begin to argue about the TV, and Carl wins the battle, only for the trailer to fall down a cliff, sending Johnny and Carl tumbling down.

In an attempt to get a lunch date with a dog loving girl,Johnny adopts a pet emu which terrorizes everyone

Johnny visits the South Seas, where a GIANT gorrila falls in love with him.

Johnny gets on the wrong bus and ends up at computer camp with Carl as his councelor.

Johnny falls into a pool of hair gel and travels 500 years to the future.

Johnny takes care of a little baby who is left on his porch and finally realizes that the baby can unleash evil powers.

Johnny posses as the tooth fairy after feeling guilty for telling little Suzy she wasn't real. To prove his identity Suzy makes him grant her three wishes.

Johnny's Karate teacher, Master Hama, claims the worst of his students could beat the best of his rival's. His rival takes him up on the challenge. So Johnny in order to protect the honor of the dojo must ude all he has learned to defeat the rivals student.

Johnny eats to quickly and gets a severe case of the hiccups. He then visits a beautiful doctor who tells him that if his hiccups persist he can come back for her hands on treatment. So to get that Johnny tries to avoid the remedies of everyone in town.

When Johnny meets Enormous Ferguson the famous basketball player and wants to help him and his the Pogatuck Ferrets take on the Townsville Titans!

After being the butt of everyone's April Fool's jokes(including Little Suzy's class) Johnny thinks for a day about a way to get back at there teacher but when he does it isn't April Fool's anymore and the teacher beats him up.

Johnny goes to a Court House.

When Johnny agrees to take the initation trial for the "Brotherhood of the Gnu", a group that Pops and Carl are members of, he must face the daunting tasks of eating one potato chip and listening to Brother Ernie's unnecessarly long story of buying a new couch.

Carl and Pops dare Johnny to catch a rare fish, the "potty-mouth salmon".

Johnny's childhood nemisis, Stinky, moves back to town and she is now very pretty and actually interested in him but he is unable to see that just the memories of all the practicle jokes she played on him.