J.T. and Rich are excited about going on dates, but J.T. didn't expect Al to be invited.

With Frank and Carol out for dinner, Dana, Karen and Al are left to watch their new baby sister.

Cody, J.T. and Mark suspect their new neighbor is a jewel thief. Meanwhile, Dana moves out and loosens up a little too much.

While working on the Family Helpline, J.T. and Dana mishandle a call from a troubled teen.

J.T. hires an aspiring model to be the family's maid; and Carol gets overly involved in Karen's cheerleading tryouts.

Tired of the kids acting "either lazy, selfish or brain-dead," Frank and Carol order them to fend for themselves.

Al takes a job at a cookie store and has to work alongside the company mascot, Mr. Chips the chimpanzee.

Cody's a roadie---"the coolest job in the world"---for singer Christi Rose, who asks him to become her bodyguard.

Mark scores points for the guys on the "geek wall" at a dance; Dana attempts to stir interest in a feminist study group; Frank and Carol experience a day at a health spa.

J.T. and Al have dollar signs in their eyes when they take Lily to audition for a commercial.

Frank and Carol set up Al on a blind date with their friends' equally reticent son.

J.T. receives an offer he can't refuse: the chance to go out with a gangster's daughter.

To win Super Bowl tickets, Frank and J.T. dress up as cheerleaders and face off against a pair of women wrestlers named Assault and Battery.

When Frank's mother and Carol can't agree on child-rearing philosophies, Frank's caught in the middle of the power struggle.

Al feels compelled to check up on Matt when she learns he'll be on a ski trip with Stephanie "Love Boat" Leifer.

Carol gets really ticked when Frank buys her a fake designer watch for Valentine's Day.

A flirtatious girl disproves J.T.'s claim that a guy "would never trash a friendship over some stupid chick."

Dana brings her boyfriend Fleming home, and he promptly psychoanalyzes Frank.

J.T. decides to rely on brain power to boost his grades rather than use a cheat sheet procured by his friend Rich.

Dana, Karen and Al meet a prince and his two assistants on a ski weekend, but the girls don't know which is the real royal.

Dana, J.T. and Rich take career-placement tests; Frank deals with an overly eager employee.

Frank's mom treats everyone to a trip to Disney World, but there's some unexpected baggage---Rich and Flash.

During a trip to Disney World, Flash tries to break a record for visiting every attraction.

When the local bar goes belly-up, Frank buys everything so he can turn his basement into a lounge for his guy friends.

Jean-Luc celebrates a lonely birthday; Dana tutors Rich and romance blossoms.

JT, Rich and Dana take a trip to Mexico and wind up in jail; Jean-Luc takes driving lessons from Carol.

19-Year-old JT dates a 29-year-old woman with an ulterior motive; Mark and his buddies are caught watching an adult video.

Al is tempted to toke at a rock concert; Carol's married friend Patti is tempted by Jean-Luc.

Rich tries not to be jealous when Dana's old boyfriend arrives; Frank and Jean-Luc go on a disastrous camping trip.

JT finds romance with a female tow-truck operator, but his fear of commitment may stall the courtship.

JT moves out of the house--and into Jean-Luc's. Meanwhile, Carol tries to spend more time with the girls.

Carol and Jean-Luc vie for Lilly's attentions; JT and Rich are evicted from their new apartment by their new landlord--Frank.

Rich's gift to Dana turns out out be a locket he'd given another girl years earlier; meanwhile, Frank begins to feel his age.

Frank falls asleep in front of the TV, prompting a dream of the Old West in which he's a drunken sheriff.

Jean-Luc gets to cut Fabio's hair; Carol bets Dana that she can't supervise a children's birthday party.

Mark's big date backfires and makes him the laughingstock of the school; Karen's collagen injections make her lips huge.

Al has a date with the pizza guy; Dana, Rich, JT and Sam go to a concert in Chicago; and Jean-Luc dumps his lenses.

Rich and Dana feel matrimonial pressure after attending a friend's wedding; Jean-Luc and Frank get zonked on homemade medicine.

Frank and his buddy challenge Carol and Jean-Luc to a bowling contest; JT and Rich fancy themselves sports agents.

Karen's ego takes a hit when the boy she's after goes for Al instead. Meanwhile, Carol and Dana crave attention from Frank and Rich.

Sam beats JT at every game they play, causing him to question his manhood and the future of their relationship.

JT is jealous when Sam finds a roommate; meanwhile, Jean-Luc is in trouble with taxes, so Frank and Carol try to help.

Frank and Carol tell Lilly about the facts of life, she then tells her kindergarten classmates; JT and Rich play the horses.

Frank's birthday gift to Carol is a dud; Rich teams with a cheerleader for a science contest.

Mark is embarrassed by Carol's cheering at his basketball games; Rich takes heat from JT for kowtowing to Dana.

Jean-Luc panics when he discovers he'll be cutting the First Lady's hair; Frank finds a guy for Al.

Carol fixes up Jean-Luc with a blind date; the kids use the salon as a make-out parlor.

Carol introduces Jean-Luc to Frank, who dislikes him immediately; JT tries to learn to dance.

With the kids at school, Carol decides to take some college courses--the same ones Karen is taking. Meanwhile, Dana tells Rich to get serious about his education.

Al lands a part in a movie and dreams of a career in Hollywood; Carol gets in a bake-sale battle.

Rich secretly takes dancing lessons to impress Dana at a wedding, but she thinks he's cheating on her.

JT's job at a garage is an accident waiting to happen; Frank is obsessed with restoring a boat docked in the backyard.

The teaching assistant who's been giving A's to Karen now wants something in return; Mark dates a slacker girl.

Carol tries to convince an old classmate, now a rich developer, to hire Frank; Karen wants Dana to join a sorority.

Two Halloween parties result in a lesson about being scared for Lilly and a ghostly encounter for JT.

Dana feels compelled to compete with an old female buddy of Rich's; Frank's troublesome cousin Bert reappears.

Rich and JT feud; meanwhile, Karen takes advantage of boyfriend Chip's easy nature.

Lilly has a crisis of faith when she discovers that the department store Santa is really JT.

Al gets a job modeling on a TV commercial, only to discover it was re-dubbed as a phone-sex ad.

JT falls for an aerobics instructor; Carol has a fight with Dana, who decides to get even by eloping with Rich.

Dana talks Rich into taking a pottery class; Carol and Frank's "role playing" is misinterpreted by the kids.

Frank and Carol attend their 25th high-school reunion, along with Frank's old rival; Rich and JT charge pals to watch a bikini contest on TV.

JT and Rich enter a male-stripper contest for quick cash to take their girlfriends on a promised ski trip.

A truck giveaway causes friction between Frank and JT; a women's safety seminar is a big hit thanks to a hunky cop.

Al, angry about being an understudy at a local play, refuses to learn her lines--something she regrets when the leading lady gets sick opening night.

Cody returns and gives Frank and Carol $50,000, which causes nothing but trouble as they decide how to spend it.

Everybody is excited about the prospect of moving into a brand-new house--except Lilly.