1. Cher opens the show with a medley of ""Stars"" and ""Keep the Customer Satisfied"", followed by a monologue about Halloween.

2. Dick Smothers appears as a chain-gang prisoner being visited by his wife (Cher).

3. Ted tries finding a father at the Big Daddy Foundation.

4. Ted sings ""I'm In Love With Barbara Walters""

5. ""Saturday Night"" -- Cher tells her dog, Tiger, about her date for the evening.

6. ""Life With Laverne"" -- Anchor man Ted Baxter from ""The Mary Tyler Moore Show"" (Ted) appears on Laverne's (Cher's) doorstep.

7. Cher sings ""If You Could Read My Mind""

8. Comedian Steve Martin delivers one of his standup comedy routines.

9. ""Man vs. Machine"" -- Regular Gailard Sartain appears in a skit showing the problems a person could have trying to get a cup of coffee from a vending machine.

10. The Smothers Brothers approach Cher with their idea for a new TV series, a variety show starring Howard Cosell.

11. Tom, Dick and Ted join Cher in the show's finale, a comic look at big-time crime.

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1. Cher opens the show with ""When Will I Be Loved?"" and a monologue in which she tries to please her critics who feel she should be more refined and dignified.

2. Cher and Tony present a medley of ""Silver Dollar"" and ""More Of Her On the Chair""

3. Cher plays a TV addict who uses the language of commercials in her everyday speech.

4. David sings ""Fame""

5. ""Saturday Night"" -- Cher gets a call that her date can't make it after she has prepared her home-cooked dinner.

6. Cher sings ""Song For You""

7. Comedian Steve Martin performs a magic trick with a napkin.

8. Tony appears as a stuffy bank officer having difficulty communicating with a slang-talking Cher.

9. Cher and David perform ""Can You Hear Me?""

10. Steve delivers one of his standup comedy routines.

11. Donna Jean Brodine (Cher) pitches the ""Jack-omatic"" all-purpose kitchen gadget.

12. Cher and David perform a medley of their favorite lines from various hit pop songs such as ""Young Americans"", ""One"", ""Da Doo Ron Ron"", ""Only You"" and ""Y