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Chilly Beach (2003)
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William Shatner as The President
Episodes 65
The Canadian President
Dale MacDonald - a not particularly bright ice technician from the northern resort village of Chilly Beach - is chosen to become the puppet president of the United States thanks to the machinations of the shadowy Hangelberg Group and its money-obsessed chairman, known only as The Baron. But when he discovers that The Baron's overarching goal is to hostilely take over his native Canada, doofus Dale must devise a plan to stop them. He enlists the help of his genius friend Frank and a handful of local yokels to sabotage the Hangelbergs' plan to insert satellite-controlled microchips into every Canadian, literally turning them into mindless 'shopaholics'.
Read MoreOriginals #1
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Frost Bite
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Skin Too Deep
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Resident Aliens
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Dale Where's My Country?
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It's Not You, It's Meat
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15 Minutes of Lame
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Dislodged
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General Discontent
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Triplets of Hellville
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Hole In None
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Separation Anxiety
Episode 1 - Separation Anxiety
A decades-old debate polarizes the town, and soon Chilly Beach is divided into two ""distinct societies"" based on hockey allegiances: With the demise of Chilly Beach imminent Dale and Frank find a way to work together so they can live to fight another day.
Read MorePucked in the Head
After being hit by a nasty slap shot Frank develops a bad case of amnesia and disappears to parts unknown. Frank is the only one who knows the combination to unlock the town's vaulted beer supply, and unless Dale can get Frank back with his memories intact there could be rioting in the streets of Chilly Beach.
Read MoreLove Potion Undermined
In an effort to gain insight into the mating rituals of Canadians Abby decides to try a pheromone experiment. Her experiment however goes awry and Abby is left with a bizarre love triangle to clean up before her meddling causes irreparable damage.
Read MoreShut your Space Hole
A giant black hole is threatening the planet Earth, and American space scientists need fresh ideas on how to combat it. Unfortunately, they reject budding Canadian genius Frank who knows that their brilliant plan is only going to make it worse. Frank has to work fast to stop them before the whole planet suffers the consequences.
Read MoreInvasion of the Beer Snatchers
Aliens abduct Frank, and after the usual alien probing and prodding, has his brain put under their control. Dale is single-handedly forced to come up with a solution that will save the Island from both the Aliens and Jacques' exotic poutine recipes.
Read MorePower Pray
When coach Jacques goes down with an injury, and can no longer coach the kids pee wee hockey team Dale fills in for a price. Dale soon finds the deal he made isn't as sweet as he thought and tries everything to sabotage the efforts of the team before realizing what hockey's about.
Read MoreFever Tale
Katherine is offered a promotion that will take her and Abby back to the United States, but Abby doesn't want to leave. So Abby feigns illness that will put all of America at risk should she be forced to travel back. Her plan backfires and she creates a major epidemic scare.
Read MorePity Slickers
In an effort to shore up her fledgling attempts at saving the seals, April seeks the help of a famous celebrity to make her plea heard. However, when April becomes a less than reluctant media darling in her own right, the real cause becomes lost and Dale and Frank must bring April back from the brink to help her rescue the helpless animals.
Read MoreAngus Rex
A fully intact dinosaur found frozen in the ice under Dale's house thaws out and goes on a rampage through Chilly Beach. Angus is the only one with the skills and equipment to track down and kill the dinosaur and save the town from certain destruction.
Read MoreThe Chilly Beachcombers
When Dale misses a never-before-seen episode of his favorite show, ""The Beachcombers"", he hears it will air on Icelandic TV later in the week and devises a zany plan to see it while placing the entire island at risk.
Read MoreLord of the Ringettes
Dale and Frank's hockey team plays April's team in a game of ringette.
Read MoreThe Beer Hunters
Dale attempts to help Frank at the Beer Mart but somehow ends up sending the beer truck, with all of the supplies out into the wilderness. The townsfolk decide to pursue the truck on a "finders keepers" policy, and during the great chase Frank becomes lost. Now Dale faces the challenge of winning back Frank's trust by venturing out into an oncoming snow storm to rescue him.
Read MoreNatural Born Curlers
In an effort to find gainful employment, Angus helps Dale with the ice cleaning duties at the rink. With an almost religious obsession, Angus creates the finest curling ice in the world. When Angus' family from Scotland arrives in Chilly Beach Angus' dad challenges the locals to demonstrate his curling superiority causing Angus to have to choose between his family and his friends.
Read MoreHollywood Far North
Filming on location in Chilly Beach, the director of a mega-budget Hollywood spectacle decides to blow up the entire island, for dramatic effect. Dale and Frank have to find a way to re-write this Hollywood ending to save their town from becoming one giant special effect.
Read MoreSecret Santa
While trying to buy a gift for the begrudged annual Secret Santa ritual, Dale stumbles upon none other than Santa (played by Leslie Nielsen) himself. Santa decides he needs a break and decides to hang with Dale only to become lazy and unmotivated. With the prospects of Christmas actually happening rapidly diminishing, Santa realizes the error of his ways and with Frank and Dale's help tries to salvage Christmas.
Read MoreCountry Cooking
Dale and Frank travel to Ottawa to get support for a petition to allow street hockey on all streets in Canada, but they find out that Chilly Beach is not actually part of Canada. So, they decide to make Chilly Beach its own country.
Read MoreDale to the chief
Episode 21 - Dale To The Chief (William Shatner plays the U.S. President)
The Air Force One makes a pit stop to refuel the plane on Chilly Beach. The President accidentally gets left behind and trys to figure out where in the world he is. Dale becomes friends with the President and soon becomes his adviser, creating international problems
Read MorePolar Opposites
Chilly Beach becomes the dump site for Toronto's garbage, but with the new dump comes an evil polar bear.
Read MoreThe Song Remains So Lame
When Dale and Frank restart their old high school garage band a music producer becomes interested in representing them. Unfortunately she is only interested in Frank.
Read MoreMy Big Fat Creep Wedding
Dale steps in as Abby's father at the three legged race at the Father/Daughter picnic. What he did not figure on is that the win might lead to bigger things.
Read MoreSlush Fund
Chilly Beach's tourist trade is dwindling, but Dale and Frank discover a new natural resource that can be exploited for cash.
Read MoreBrother's Day
It's Dale's birthday and he thinks no one remembered. However he gets a surprise when his older more successful brother Dave comes to town.
Read MoreSuper Zeroes
Dale and Frank discover that there perks in being "superheroes" but they soon find out that with great power comes great responsibility.
Read MoreSlushbucklers
After the antiques show comes to Chilly Beach Jacques discovers that he is a cursed ancestor of the pirate "Blackboard".
Read MoreAurora Beerealis
After Dale messes with the northern lights, the whole town becomes hypnotized.
Read MoreAurora Beerialis
The US Government needs to get the media off his back because he was caught picking his nose. Katherine gives the government an idea to fake a Pluto landing on the out skirts of Chilly Beach. Frank stumbles upon the "Pluto Landing" site and is mistaken for an alien. Katherine tells Frank that he'll be a part of a "secret" space mission, that no one shall know about. He then figures out the truth later on and Abbie helps Frank escape.
Read MoreBitter Grounds
When an object from space falls in Chilly Beach, everyone picks up what they want. Frank takes the plutonium that was in it. The USA thinks that Frank is using it to create Weapons Of Mass Destruction. The US gives Chilly Beach 48 hours to hand over the bomb, so Frank has to create a bomb and hand it over or Chilly Beach will be blown up quicker then Dale drinks a two-four.
Read MoreFull Moon Wiener
Somebody in Chilly Beach (We're not telling who) is bitten by a wiener dog and changes into a cuddly and vicious ankle-biting monster.
Read MoreFull Moon Weiner
Good news for Frank, his team the Toronto Ptarmigans are training at the rink in Chilly Beach. Unfortunately someone is tampering with the ice because it has frozen trash in it. Dale being the person who keeps the rink the way it is, could he be the one messing the ice up?
Read MorePolargeist
Jacques' old friend comes to Chilly Beach and opens up a coffee stand, trying to run him out of business.
Read MoreThe Souse That Roared
The boys are upset when maple syrup gets outlawed at Chilly Beach, until Mr. Biggs starts up an illegal maple syrup bar.
Read MoreChilly Beach We Have A Problem
When a Japanese businessman decides to build a new Canada themed amusement park he hires Dale and Frank as technical consultants.
Read MoreThe Nature Of Wings
In the Halloween episode, Dale and Frank are in Dale's house putting up "wrapping paper" when they discover a haunted hockey locker room in Dale's house. Dale gets pulled into the Spirit World where Death mistakes him as someone else. Dale attempts to save his soul by beating Death in a hockey game. Playing the first person to 100. Jacques and Frank try to figure out how to get Dale back.
Read MoreWinning Freak
Dale gets hooked on energy bars and he enjoys the performance enhancing benefits until he starts to mutate.
Read MoreNot Without My Yeti
A rare bird has flew in to Chilly Beach and has nestled in the Hockey Rink. David Suzuki declares the the rink a Ecological Site, therefore leaving Dale jobless and able to put the whole town in danger. Dale becomes a lighthouse worker and drives an Oil Tanker into the city creating mayhem.
Read MoreChristmas Inc.
The popularity of cell phones in Chilly Beach causes the phone company to install a brand new cell phone tower, however the tower attracts killer bees.
Read MoreCanada Joy Land
Dale and Frank to the rescue after xenophobic Angus captures a Yeti and the Yeti's family comes looking for him.
Read MoreSpiritual Matters
An accidental electric jolt gives Jacques the power to see into the future.
Read MoreFortune Kooky
A visiting spiritual leader proclaims Dale as the "great guru". Things get weird until Canadian rocker Lawrence Gowan comes to the rescue.
Read MoreTower of Babble
When Frank is appointed as Santa's financial adviser he turns Santa's north pole operation into a capitalist money-grubbing operation.
Read MoreHard Time in Chilly Beach
Constable Al throws a bunch of raucous hockey fans into jail, but Frank figures that Team Canada will lose without the fans, so he springs them loose.
Read MoreYou've Got Meat
In a crazy love triangle, Jacques is in love with the new female butcher, who is in love with Dale. Sparks fly as Jacques takes on his competition.
Read MoreBearly Vegan
The Bear decides to give up meat, and everything is going great until he goes through withdrawal.
Read MoreDriving Mr. Biggs
Mr. Biggs is running for election and he hires Dale to help him take on a fast talking competitor.
Read MoreWhats Yours is Mined
Angus, Dale, Frank and the Bear are trapped in a mountain cabin with a cache of diamonds. Who will survive the ordeal? Who will get the diamonds? Does anyone trust anyone else?
Read MoreEmployee of the Beer
Frank gets to live his dreams when he gets a job in a brewery in Moose Jaw. Unfortunately, all is not as great as he thinks it will be.
Read MoreLumberjackpalooza
Dale figures he can impress April with his skills in chainsaw tree carving.
Read MoreLove Conquers Al
When Constable Al meets the women of his dreams he is blinded by love, and oblivious to her criminal behavior.
Read MoreThe World is Hot Enough
Dale wonders why no one ever visits Chilly Beach, and realizes that it's due to the cold climate. Thus, Frank invents a super heater to warm Chilly Beach up. When the U.S. learns about it, they steal it and accidentally use it to destroy the planet. Frank and Dale must travel back through time to undo the damage.
Read MoreYank My Doodle
Dale adjusts to life in the fat lane after he's granted an honorary American citizenship.
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