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Little Britain (2003)
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David Walliams — Writer
Episodes 20
Pilot
The following synopsis is of the version included on the Little Britain DVD. Broadcast versions may not include all of the following sketches.
• Vicky Pollard's in court charged with shoplifting.
• At the Aberdoon Stook Hoose a couple want to complement the Chef and find out his secrets.
• Latymer Crowe makes his client think of a hoard of marauding buffalo.
• Emily Howard, goes to a swimming pool in Mirkin.
• Mr Mann goes into Roy's Toy Shop.
• The Prime Minister holds a political press conference with some unusual people.
• Latymer wants his client to think of children throwing stones at a pensioner.
• Fat Fighters have a new 13 year old member.
• Sebastian pretends to rescue the PM from a sniper attack.
• Jeremy has a part for Dennis Waterman in a new ITV drama series.
• Love at first sight for Jason as Gary introduces him to his Nan.
• Latymer Crowe sings his client a very loud lullaby
• Daffyd Thomas' gay claim is challanged.
• World Record Attempt for Domino Toppling
Read MoreBath of Beans
Vicky Pollard is in trouble with her teacher, while Emily Howard visits a pub and finds an admirer.
Read MoreTallest Man
Daffyd is astounded to discover that someone else has bought his copy of Gay Times.
Read MoreHard-Boiled Egg Eating
Lou and Andy visit the seaside, and there is a new member at Fat Fighters.
Read MoreMost Cigarettes in a Mouth
Dafydd is in denial at the hairdressers while Vicky appears in court.
Read MoreBiggest House of Cards
Andy wants a snake, and unscrupulous hypnotist Kenny Craig has some videos for sale.
Read MoreSmallest Ant
There is good news for Dennis, and Marjorie Dawes bumps into Paul while out shopping.
Read MoreLargest Mince Pie
Vicky Pollard tells her social worker that she has swapped her baby for a Westlife CD.
Read MoreMost People in a Mini
Sebastian helps with an important visit from the Italian Prime Minister, and Vicky Pollard goes back to school.
Read More1. epizód
Vicky Pollard is caught hiding mix n' match candy in her pants at a supermarket. Dafydd comes out to his parents, but his mother's reaction is not quite what he expects. Emily has a new companion, a novice transvestite with a moustache. Marjorie Dawes advises one of her Fat Fighters to "waddle back to your seat". At the local spa, Bubbles offers to pay her huge bills in an inappropriate manner. Maggie and Judy's stomachs turn on learning the jam at the village fete was made by a lesbian.
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Emily and Florence visit a bridal shop to try on some very lady-like wedding dresses, Harvey demands "Bitty" in a restaurant, Bubbles De Vere singes herself while evading capture, Andy sees off Lou's new girlfriend, Sebastian meets his match in Marvin the US President's political aide, Dafydd decides to start a gay stall at the village fête, Vicky Pollard goes roller-skating in a pink string bikini, and Judy and Maggie are soon sick of Blake's 7 star Paul Darrow.
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Vicky makes a nuisance of herself on a bus, Lou takes Andy to the ice-rink, on their ladylike saunter through the park Emily and Florence encounter some boisterous boys playing football, and Dafydd goes to an audition for the Llandewi Breffi version of Hamlet. Meanwhile, Marjorie Dawes surprises everyone at Fat Fighters by being nice to the longsuffering Meera (although it's got nothing to do with Meera's lottery win, honest!).
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Emily and Florence flounce off to the ballet, while Dr Lawrence takes Anne to the theater. Marjorie Dawes treats her Fat Fighters to a Scrooge-like Christmas dinner. Sebastian is shocked to hear that the Prime Minister's wife is pregnant. Lou offers to take Andy to church to do a reading - despite the fact that he wants to go dressed as the Baby Jesus, and the vicar gets an unexpected reaction when his parishioners try out his mince pies.
Read More5. epizód
Vicky Pollard tries to con her way into a Blazin' Squad gig. Daffyd is disgusted when barmaid Myfanwy marries her girlfriend Rhiannon. Lou and Andy go bowling, while Emily and Florence have a go at tennis. Kenny Craig has got himself a girlfriend; Harvey gets hungry when he and his fiancée meet their wedding caterer; and Dead Ringers star John Culshaw makes a guest appearance as Andrew Lloyd Webber.
Read More6. epizód
Lou and Andy visit the seaside. Dafydd is back in the village after watching a rugby match. Vicky Pollard shows off her new black boyfriend. In a quiet English church, worshippers are startled to hear visiting Harlem preacher, the Reverend Jessie King urging them to get out of the ghetto. Meanwhile, Marjorie Dawes does her best to ruin a Fat Fighters' engagement party, and love-struck aide Sebastian behaves outrageously at the Prime Minister's election victory party.
Read MoreLittle, Little Britain
A 2005 Special for the British charity Comic Relief. Released as Special for Series 2. Ten Little Britain sketches featuring Elton John, George Michael, Robbie Williams, Simon Callow and Trisha.
Read More1. epizód
At Hill Grange Health Spa, Bubbles De Vere receives a shock when she bumps into her ex-husband, Roman De Vere, and his new wife, ex-Olympic gymnast Desiree, who are honeymooning at the Spa. On the Mike McShane estate in Bruise, Dudley receives delivery of his new bride, Ting Tong Macadangdang, loving chosen from his Thai Brides For You brochure. Meanwhile, Mrs. Emery's inability to control her bodily functions in the local supermarket results in a nasty wet patch in the frozen foods section.
Read More2. epizód
Andy tries his luck at a TV phone-in competition. Mrs. Emery visits the post office.
Vicky starts her new job working on an adult chat line. Dudley catches Ting-Tong doing something unlady-like in the toilet. After another fight with bubbles, Diseree loses more than her towel.
Linda assists with a course change for a female student with a slight facial hair problem. Majorie becomes jealous when her new boyfriend starts being friendly with Tanya. Daffyd introduces Myfanwy to his new... girlfriend? Mr. Mann is looking to buy a painting of a disappointed horse.
Don takes Pat to an Indian restaurant, where the food has an unusual effect on him. Maggie is recovering well from a kidney transplant, until she's given the name of the doner. Sebastian serenades the PM in the Houses of PaliamentAndy decides to make a trip along the River Thames slightly more interesting.
Read More3. epizód
A trip to the Hill Grange Health Spa sees Roman getting a little more than he bargained for during a facial, when Bubbles takes his beauty treatment into her own rather ample hands. Down on the Mike McShane estate, it appears that Ting Tong has yet more secrets to divulge, much to Dudley's horror and exasperation. A weakness for women in green Lycra, however, gives Ting Tong the opportunity to persuade him to let her stay - just one more night.
Read More4. epizód
A new resident arrives at the Mike McShane estate - Ting Tong's mother. Needless to say, Dudley's not too happy about the newest addition to the household, particularly when he learns that she's not planning to leave any time soon. Down on Larchwood Close, Neighborhood Watch leader Sid Pegg calls an urgent meeting following the arrival of a caravan in the area and, over at the Hill Grange Health Spa, Bubbles learns the reason why Roman left her for Desiree.
Read More5. epizód
In Little Fumble, Sir Norman Fry has some explaining to do, following an incident with a glace cherry. Over in Sponge Bob Square Pants, Carol Beer is going through Sun Seekers in-house insurance policies. Vicky Pollard is displaying her woeful child-minding skills in her new career as a babysitter. Sid Pegg is up in arms about the defacing of the Larchwood Close street sign. And, in Mr. Mann's fancy dress shop, Mr. Mann is trying on a post-Mary Whitehouse Experience David Baddiel costume.
Read More6. epizód
Dafydd has to decide whether to remain the only gay in the village, or leave to join the other gays in London. Florence has to decide whether or not to hang up her crinolines. And Carol's computer has to decide whether or not to say no to a customer hoping to go on a round-the-world cruise. Elsewhere, Marjorie learns that sorry really is the hardest word; Mrs. Emery visits her local GP complaining of knee trouble; and Linda's students are revolting. If the truth be told, she couldn't agree more..
Read MoreLittle Britain Abroad Part 1
• Lou informs Andy they're going to Disney World.
• In Paris, Anne, Dr Lawrence and Dr Beagry visit the Louvre.
• Spanish Holiday rep' Carol Beer manages to upset a holidaying couple.
• Myfanwy opens a new gay bar on the Greek island of Mykonos and recruits Daffyd to hand out flyers.
• On the plane, Lou manages to arrange permission for Andy and himself to visit the cockpit.
• In Italy Maggie tries to get rather more personal with Judy than she would like.
• The holidaying couple try to book an excursion with Carol, unfortunately for them she's armed with a computer.
• Vicky is awaiting trial in a Tai prison for smuggling Heroin.
• In Mykonos Daffyd is having difficulty finding gay customers for Myfanwy's bar.
• Lou and Andy are shown around the cockpit of the plane however Andy has his eye on a big red button.
• Marjorie Dawes takes an American FatFighter class but soon finds out that her insults won't work with the natives.
• Myfanwy's opening night isn't going to plan.
• Carol Beer is on the war path after the holiday couple make a complaint about her.
• Bubbles gate crashes Ronnie Corbett's Monte Carlo mansion.
• Surviving the plane crash Lou and Andy find themselves on a mysterious tropical island.
Read MoreLittle Britain Abroad Part 2
• Lou tries his best to get Andy and himself rescued. Andy's just bored, but not for long.
• Before Vicky is sentenced Shelley Pollard makes a plea on behalf of her daughter.
• Dudley and Ting Tong spend their honeymoon in Belgium with Dudley's brother and his new Russian bride Ivanka.
• Bubbles visits a Swiss clothing boutique.
• Lou brings food for Andy, strangely he's not hungry anymore.
• Ting Tong finds an interesting video in a Belgium sex shop.
• Dr Lawrence takes Anne to Vatican City to see the Pope.
• Kenny Craig meets his match in a Portuguese hotel.
• Lou faces the dangers of the sea in order to save Andy.
• Mr Mann's life long search for a pirate memory game has taken him to a shop in Morocco.
• At the White House, Sebastian is obsessed about the PM's suggestion of a 'special relationship'.
• The UK Fat Fighters group receive a Texan replacement for Marjorie.
• Ting Tong exposes Ivanka.
• The Prime Minister and the President have finished their meeting.
• Lou finally reaches home to find Andy safe, but how did he get there before him?
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