Jack must beat a very, very tiny Napoleon at poker to save his life and win Louisiana back from the French.

Napoleon tells Emilia he'll refrain from attacking England if she'll wed him. Will Emilia's conviction that she can change the little man's evil ways, actually send her down the aisle?

After sampling some Bonaparte family wine, Jack and Emilia are shocked to wake up in bed together. Eyebrows are raised a little more, when they discover their own clothes strewn around Pulau Pulau...

Emilia is thrilled to learn that Napoleon wants to use her as inspiration for a statue. But when it turns out, the work of art is more Trojan Horse than Statue of Liberty how will Jack and Emilia thwart its delivery to America?