Judy is worried that she and Ham are growing apart when she discovers he's been keeping a secret from her. The rest of the family participates in a town festival.

A punk band invites Ham to audition after hearing him scream. Meanwhile, Honeybee and Wolf get their first directing gig.

During Lone Moose's Disaster Day event, Wolf and Honeybee have their very first fight.

The entire town of Lone Moose is determined to win the annual Cavalcade of Ships parade. Wolf uncovers a parade secret that could change everything.

When a long lost family friend shows up at Lone Moose's White Elephant gift exchange, Beef is not pleased. Moon rescues a reindeer.

All of Lone Moose gets wrapped up in the Little Mr. Ketchikan Canned Sausage Gentleman Pageant competition, a pageant for boys with an unusual history.

Beef goes to great lengths to avoid celebrating his birthday.

The citizens of Lone Moose celebrate the Rear Gifts Festival, an annual celebration of moose turds. Ham attempts to make a new friend his own age.

Judy and Kima worry they won't find their perfect dates for prom. The rest of the family investigate a weird smell that's been wafting through town.

It's a day of reckoning for Lone Moose, as Beef and a group of townspeople attempt to rescue all the prom-goers from a flood of rotten meat waste.

Honeybee wins interim Lone Moose mayor over Wolf who, although upset, starts overstepping during Honeybee's one day term. The rest of the Tobins start capitalizing on their new family member's political power.

When the new librarian gets rid of the vandalized books, Moon and his friends retrieve them and set up a vandalized-book bookstore.