The panelist discuss: Oprah's car giveaway reality shows Martha Stewart super heroes Surreal Life hook-up the CBS's reality show Survivor premieres Dubya Bush is accused of drug use by author Kitty Kelly the NBC reality show The Apprentice and The Donald Nelly's releases two CD's Charlize Theron NBC's sit-com Joey Paris is the new Susanne Sommers the Baldwin brothers disagree over politics The Tony Danza television show and much more.

Upgrade and downgrade: ""Rock and Roll"" Hall of Fame Nominees.

Who had the best week ever: studio audiences.

Closing video: ""1985,"" by Bowling for Soup.

This week the panelists guffawed over: former singer Cat Stevens on governmnet terrorist list Dr. Phil's Prime Time Special Emmy acceptance speeches the Star War Trilogy DVD Dan Rather apologizes to America for faulty broadcast Britney's new marriage the reality show The Amazing Race and The Surreal Life gentler punk-rock Ben Affleck dates Jennifer Garner actor Edward Furlong gets arrested for freeing lobsters Pam Anderson and Jesus Lifetime's television show How Clean is Your House cell phone ring tones and much more.

Who had the best week ever: Italian-American stereotypes. For evidence: watch an episode of The Sopranos.

Closing video: ""Fall to Pieces,"" by Velvet Revolver.""

The topics discussed this week, per a VH1 press release, include:

Britney Spears new DVD commentary ABC's Desperate Housewives Jose Canseco's new tell-all book Mama Timberlake Cameron Diaz and more

Upgrade and downgrade: celebrities from Super Bowl commercials.

Special segment: Flavor Flav and Brigitte Nielsen answer philosophical questions.

Special segment: Christian Finnegan, Reality Therapist.

Who had the best week ever: Deep Throat.