The wild pop events the panelists discussed this week include:

The Jacko child molestation trial: George Lopez testifies ABC's reality show The Bachelor: sleazy and girls gone wild! Britney update: her possible fake boobs (very nice) and could it be that she's pregers? the 5 good reasons to watch Wrestlemania the commercial: McDonald's Rap Christian Finnegan interviews Sahara's Matthew McConaughey and Steve Zahn celebrity gossip like Elizabeth Taylor once hand fed Jacko, and more OXYGEN's Mr. Romance Panelist Quiz: Hawk, Hawkman, or, Hawking Richard Gere dances with the Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi Nanny 911 meets her match: a very precocious and political savvy 9 year old boy and more.

Upgrade and downgrade: Oscar Nominees on TV (Glenn Close, Cameron Diaz, Faye Dunaway, Sly Stallone)

Who had the best week ever: Frantina Dule (see notes section).

Closing video: ""Lonely No More,"" By Rob Thomas.

The panelists guffawed over the following pop culture topics this week:

Baseball Opening Day: the fans love these steroid enthusiasts ABC's Desperate Housewives: these catty women allegedly just can't get along, natch Will Smith: the Fresh Prince is back in the rap world Paul F. Tompkins, Celebrity Defender -- Charlie Sheen Divorce Edition Britney Spears and hubby's new UPN reality show teens are having lots of oral sex celebrity dish like Oprah's getting foxy and more ""Guess Who"" celebrity game with Doug Benson ABC's The Bachelor, very odd bachelor singer Eminem spoofs the new Star Wars movie and more.

Upgrade and downgrade: the NBC Mork and Mindy television movie-- the actors, did they portray the celebrities accurately? Did they do a good job?

Special segment: Paul Scheer's Hot Tub Tax Tips.

Who had the best week ever: film actor Mickey Rourke; he's in Sin City, the week's #1 film; he's back and with a vengeance.

Closing video: ""Helena,"" by My Chemical Romanc

This week the panelists chatted about the following mad topics in pop culture:

A new Pope is selected by the Cardinals American Idol Mr. Romance Passover fun: the Hasidic reggae singer Matisyahu celebrity dish like Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner engaged, Cybil Shepard masturbates and more ""America as One"" video, way too cheesy the film Amityville by expert Judah Friedlander David Lynch's new weather channel

Who had the best week Ever: Smoke.

Special segment: (skit) Paul F. Tompkins tries to interview John Ratzinger, the new Pope.