Småforbryderen Richard Kuklinski har et særligt talent: Han føler ingen anger ved at slå andre ihjel. Mafiosoen Roy Demeo hyrer Kuklinski til at gøre sine fjender kolde - endda bogstaveligt, da Kuklinski fryser ligene ned for at sløre drabstidspunktet. Dog nægter 'The Iceman' pure at skade kvinder og børn, og i mere end 20 år beskytter han nidkært sin kone og søn mod enhver kontakt med underverdenen
Politiet i L.A. slår hårdt ned på storbyens bander. Banderne svarer igen ved at angribe politistationen Precinct 13, der snart skal lukkes og derfor ikke er fuldt bemandet. Politimænd og indsatte må arbejde sammen for ikke at blive rendt over ende af de talrige og svært bevæbnede bandemedlemmer.
Den unge Mike mister sine forældre og er nu afhængig af sin storebror Jody. Da en af Jodys venner dør kort tid efter, opdager Mike noget mystisk: En besynderlig høj bedemand stjæler kisten med Jodys ven. Da Mike undersøger sagen nærmere, finder han en foruroligende verden fuld af hætteklædte dværge, mærkelige flyvende kugler, der suger hjernen ud på folk, og naturligvis den grumme Høje Mand, der IKKE bare er en almindelig bedemand.
Tommy has lost his job, his love and his life. He lives in a small apartment above the Trees Lounge, a bar which he frequents along with a few other regulars without lives. He gets a job driving an ice cream truck and ends up getting involved with the seventeen-year-old niece of his ex-girlfriend. This gets him into serious trouble with her father.
Radio host Alan 'Dickie' Bird witnesses how an icecream van is attacked and destroyed by angry competitors. This leads him into the struggle between two Italian families over the icecream market of Glasgow.
Mary moves back to her suburban hometown to find that the suburbs are scarier in more ways than she ever remembered.
During a warm summer day in the middle of the desert, a young man enters an ice cream parlour to order some ice cream. But his ambition to cool himself may end up getting the better of him, as just one more scoop could prove to be one too many.
The Hardys wish to have a quiet evening in their apartment, but are interrupted when the Laurels pay a visit. Stan and Ollie go out for ice cream, and manage to prevent a shrewish woman from committing suicide on the way back home. The woman is ungrateful and makes threats against the them unless they look after her. They spend a chaotic evening trying to keep her hidden from their wives.
Tells the story of Mr. Softee, a mutant hybrid with an ice cream cone for a head, who was the victim of the anti-miscarriage drug "Nodroppinum" which changed the pregnant mother's child into whatever food she craved at the time (a parody of the Thyladimide scandal from the 60s.) Softee was the head of an ice cream company, until he was forced out of business by the artificial ice cream mafia, led by Don Tofutti.
When a Wall Street firm downsizes, a well-to-do trader finds himself living with his parents and driving their ice cream truck.
Two lazy friends (Mimis Fotopoulos and Ntinos Iliopoulos) find a job as ice-cream vendors to pay their back rent. When they start giving ice-cream to poor children for free, their boss, incensed, chases them off, and they take refuge in a nightclub, where they disguise themselves as female dancers. One misunderstanding follows another, until the impresario seeks them out, offering them a job as a comedy routine.
Biff Jones is a driver/salesman for the Good Humor ice-cream company. He hopes to marry his girl Margie, who works as a secretary for Stuart Nagel, an insurance investigator. Margie won't marry Biff, though, because she is the sole support of her kid brother, Johnny. Biff gets involved with Bonnie, a young woman he tries to rescue from gangsters. But Biff's attempts to help her only get him accused of murder. When the police refuse to believe his story, it's up to Biff and Johnny to prove Biff's innocence and solve the crime.
Lencho's hot summer day changes when he meets a paletero man named Sacarias, under the shade of a giant tree.