FBI捜査官ケビン・コープランド（ショーン・ウェイアンズ）、マーカス・コープランド（マーロン・ウェイアンズ）兄弟は捜査上の失敗をくりかえし、もはや解雇寸前のところまで追い込まれていた。 上司のエリオット・ゴードン（フランキー・フェイゾン）は、誰もやりたがらない任務を買って出たコープランド兄弟に最後のチャンスをあたえる。それはクルーズ運行会社の超わがまま令嬢ブリトニー・ウィルソン（メイトランド・フォード）、ティファニー・ウィルソン（アン・デュデク）姉妹を誘拐犯から守る警護任務だったのだが、警護中に起こした交通事故でウィルソン姉妹の顔に傷を負わせてしまう。 ウィルソン姉妹は「こんな顔じゃ、外に出られない」とホテルにこもり、失敗をとりつくろうとするコープランド兄弟は女装をしてウィルソン姉妹になりすますのだった。
63歳で独身の富豪ハリー。彼は決まって30歳以下の美女とばかりと付き合っていた。ある日、ガールフレンドの別荘で彼女の母親エリカと遭遇。その夜心臓発作で倒れたハリーは、エリカの別荘で静養することになるのだが……。
The lives of Ted and Marion Cole are thrown into disarray when their two adolescent sons die in a car wreck. Marion withdraws from Ted and Ruth, the couple's daughter. Ted, a well-known writer, hires as his assistant a student named Eddie, who looks oddly similar to one of the Coles' dead sons. The couple separate, and Marion begins an affair with Eddie, while Ted has a dalliance with his neighbor Evelyn.
Based on the life stories of the eccentric aunt and first cousin of Jackie Onassis raised as Park Avenue débutantes but who withdrew from New York society, taking shelter at their Long Island summer home, "Grey Gardens." As their wealth and contact with the outside world dwindled, so did their grasp on reality.
Edie Bouvier Beale and her mother, Edith, two aging, eccentric relatives of Jackie Kennedy Onassis, are the sole inhabitants of a Long Island estate. The women reveal themselves to be misfits with outsized, engaging personalities. Much of the conversation is centered on their pasts, as mother and daughter now rarely leave home.
After multi-millionaire Ted Ammon is found bludgeoned to death at his East Hampton estate, the fingers point to his estranged wife, Generosa Rand, and her lover, an electrician named Danny Pelosi.
A New York City man, Alex, takes an off-season trip to the Hamptons in attempt to escape his routine life in the city. While trying to spend his time relaxing, Alex ends up lost, putting him in contact with some life-changing locals during his night of adventures.
A woman recounts her sensual yet macabre childhood memory about the boy next door.
Helena Mora, the head of an eccentric theatrical family, has decided to sell her large estate in the Hamptons because of her recent money troubles. Before she completes the sale, she wants to have one last gathering of family and friends, with dramatic performances. Bringing everyone together, though, creates rivalries and tension, especially for Oona, a temperamental but successful movie actress who seeks the approval of her creative peers.
Four couples spend the weekend at a Bed and Breakfast in the Hamptons run by an eccentric German sea captain and his strange family.