So many good ones...
"Four for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco! And none for Gretchen Weiners, BYE." Ha ha...I love how Damon "breaks character" of Santa to say that last bit.
"I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom."
And not a line said by anyone, but I love the sign outside the gym that Aaron Samuels reads that says "Swim team practice will meet in the projection room in the auditorium" or something like that. :) #SeemsLegit
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Reply by luthien
on March 1, 2017 at 3:26 AM
Quite a few. I still find this movie so hilarious. More so than I did when I was younger. I think some of the jokes went over my head then.
Some of my favorites.
“Gretchen, I’m sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles. And I’m sorry for telling everyone about it. And I’m sorry for repeating it now.”
“It’s like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it’s going to rain. Well… they can tell when it’s raining.”
"It burns carbs… just burns up all your carbs."
Reply by lmao7
on March 1, 2017 at 4:38 AM
'I want my pink shirt back!'
Most Damian lines actually 'she doesn't even go here!'
Reply by wonder2wonder
on March 1, 2017 at 2:47 PM
"I don’t hate you ‘cause your fat. You’re fat ‘cause I hate you."
"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die."
"I can't help it that I'm so popular."
Reply by Marr 🇳🇱
on March 1, 2017 at 3:15 PM
Oh, just that final speech LiLo gave, "Calling someone fat, won't make you any skinnier, calling someone ugly won't make you any prettier. And calling someone stupid doesn't make you any smarter. Ruining someone's life won't make yours any better."
Or something like that!
Reply by MoviesBringUsTogether
on March 1, 2017 at 8:46 PM
Yeah, that's a great mini speech from Cady!
Reply by Hermione
on April 3, 2017 at 3:30 PM
Oh my God, you can't just ask someone why they're white!
Raise your hand if you have ever felt personally victimized by Regina George.
Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?
Reply by MoviesBringUsTogether
on April 3, 2017 at 9:24 PM
Those are all great ones! Such a quotable flick.
Reply by tmdb78114298
on July 10, 2017 at 12:11 AM
They start with the homeschooled boys "and on the 3rd day God created the Remington bolt action rifle, so that man could fight the dinosaurs..., and the homo sexuals", and never lets up.