I learned: East German Communists claimed Rock and Roll was subversive.

When raiding a commando’s house and kidnapping his daughter, it’s a better idea to slash his tires rather than just ripping out his distributor wires.

Also make sure that he doesn’t live at the top of a hill with a windy road leading up to it which would allow him to catch up to you even if off-roading a dead truck in neutral.

Rolling and out-of-control truck with no seatbelt on is no big deal if you are a trained commando.

Gravity is much more important than loyalty.

Commandos seldom keep their word about the order in which they shall dispose of their antagonists.

Impaling a man with a pipe will not produce any blood.

Being electrocuted will briefly turn you into a much better fist fighter.