a weird combination of Batman (but a killer), Michael Myers (but not a villain), and Steven Seagal (but just slightly younger). I mean this guy has the theatrics and techniques of the Caped Crusader and teleportation abilities of a slasher/horror movie star. He's also able to be a motivational speaker on a relatively small scale, while being a semi-pro at softball. Damn, and I thought Forrest Gump had an interesting and fascinating life!