Talking about what crawled up a girl’s ass is “wrong”.

In the advent of a Russian invasion of America, their first priority shall be to knock out High Schools and execute unarmed teachers and students.

Urine makes a great substitute for radiator coolant.

Forcing prisoners of war to watch “Alexander Nevsky” will eventually turn them into communists.

When trying to stay on the D/L and talk to a prisoner of war through a chainlink fence, it’s a good idea for him to scream “Avenge me!” at the top of his lungs for dramatic effect.

In the event that a hand grenade is tossed at a Cuban soldier, his orders are usually to point out the grenade and identify it, rather than to toss it back or dodge out of the way.

Being a student council president actually counts for something hierarchically after said school has been attacked and destroyed by Russian soldiers.

An RPG won’t actually bring down a HIND chopper, even if one shouts “WOLVERINES” after firing.

Children of corrupt politicians are automatically corrupt politicians as well.

Cuban colonels will not shoot partisans who they have been pursuing for months