I learned:

You can knock a rattlesnake out with a punch to the head.

Jeep Cherokee is the terrorist henchman vehicle of choice.

The best thing to wear while driving a dirtbike at night is a helmet with a dark tinted visor.

Even when shot many hundreds of times, a man can barely remain alive as long as he doesn't succeed in falling down.

If you’ve been shot several times and run around a busy street asking for help, nobody will help you.

Hand grenade explosions only blow out window glass, not the wood surrounding them.

Shooting an orange road marker with a .50 cal pistol will cause it to rocket straight up into the air.

Evil mercenaries shake off the fact that a crazy old Cajun man set a trap for them and killed several of their friends because he’s not the target.

You should be more careful when you show your wallet.

A canteen can save you from being stabbed in the chest with an arrow, even though it will somehow incapacitate you for several minutes.

Van Damme getting shot in the leg with a .50 cal pistol in mid-air shall cause him absolutely no ill effects.

The best way to wake up a fat man is to karate chop him in the belly.

Don't ever hurt a foreigner's feelings.

Van Damme can potentially be taken him from the air.

Firing an assault rifle at wet bayou dirt / foliage causes large spark plumes to erupt from the ground.

Poor people get bored too.