Discussão Mitchell

1)Private Security Patrols have better response times than the Los Angeles Police Department.

2)Any hooker going to John Saxon's house should have experience in acrobatics.

3)It's not a chase scene until the wacka-wacka music starts.

4)Apperantly the Starship Enterprise is dry docked in Marina Del Ray.

5)Calabasas is a great place to have running gun fights.

6)Word on the windshield is that Mitchell is a jerk.

7)High Class Call Girls are not bribes--they're Christmas presents.

8)When you're dining with a mob boss, it is considered rude to talk about heroin shipments during the soup course.

9)Henchmen make lousy butlers.

10)Mustangs can repair smashed headlights by themselves.

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11)Mitchell is so unlikable that women won't sleep with him unless they're paid one hundred dollars an hour.

12)Whoever thought that Joe Don Baker could become a sex symbol needs to get their head examined.

13)Never piss off your boss, especially if he looks like a bad guy from a Mission Impossible episode.

14.) Any movie is watchable, no matter how bad it is, if MST3K riffs it.

PS: If Linda Evans would sleep with Joe Don Baker, why was I born twenty years too late?!

As a matter of fact, MST3000 is where I first saw Mitchell. It was kind of sad though, since it was Joel's last episode.

------Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy night------

15)If you wave a bag of weed in front of a cop and say, "You're a cop and this is marijuana, so arrest me!", don't act surprised if that's exactly what he does.

16) Don't get a manicure from a 16 year old who tells you about all of the affairs she's having in graphic detail.

17)If you're a call girl and you're wearing a red dress when you go to Mitchell's apartment, be sure to bring a change of clothing in case he arrests you for marijuana possession.

18)Watch out for falling rocks.

19)If it's the middle of the night and you're getting bored staking out a mob bosses house, feel free to drive over to the house of a murder suspect you were told to stay away from.

20) If you look like Johnny Mathis and you're thinking of breaking into John Saxon's house, don't do it. It will not end well.

21)Mitchell is not a deliveryman, he's the chubby blue line!

22)Baby oil? Ewwwwwe!

23)Mitchell is so unpleasant and so stupid that you keep wondering how he's even able to keep his job for as long as he has.

24) There's something kind of strange about a cop that is so unpleasant that also EVERY other character he meets won't talk to him until he has a drink (I guess he's more bearable to be around when he's been drinking).

25) It's very sad to see an Oscar winner (in this particular case Martin Balsam) appear in a movie like Mitchell.

26) The horrible car chase in Mitchell is so legendary bad that it was mentioned in Cinema Sins review of the movie Fifty Shades Freed.

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