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  1. Everyone in the world appears to be a secret hitman
  2. You can purchase anything with a single gold coin ranging from a gun to a tailored suit
  3. John Wick should have been cast as Deadshot in Suicide Squad
  4. Giant sumo assassins require two headshots
  5. John Wick can get shot in the gut multiple times, continue fighting and beating several people, and heal in record time to continue said killing spree
  6. If you speak any language other than English, John Wick probably speaks it as well
  7. People at raves in coloseums enjoy a good shoot out every once in a while to break up the monotony of electronic dance music
  8. Old Mustangs can really take a beating and keep ticking
  9. Aurelio's shop really takes their time repairing cars. They probably charge an hourly rate.
  10. Assassins like performing flash mobs too.

Keep it going, guys and gals

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11 . All homeless people seem to be working for an underground crime boss. (Makes you think twice about dropping change into their tin cups)

  1. is a really good lesson I'm glad John Wick taught me.

I wish I never learned about 10. lol

12 - Not naming your Pit bull is cooler than naming it.

  1. John Wick KNOWS where your aorta is, and isn't afraid to make use of this information.

13-John can shoot people in stealth mode using silencers

14-John Wick is Max Payne

15- If an mad and insane killing machine assassin is coming after you, sit in a bar peacefully eating a steak because said assassin will definitely follow the rules of the bar and not kill you.

16 - when the job is finished, exit in plain sight of everyone instead of the hidden catacombs you came through

17 - The scary guy who lives in your building and keeps pigeons on the roof might be a king pin/killer...so don't argue with him about the pigeon poop smell!

This thread is great

@chucknorrissinspiration said:

This thread is great

thanks! Lets keep it going ;)

18 - If you're going to kill your assassin nemesis, have the decency to pay for the round of drinks first

19 if you're an elite assassin it's mandatory that you are an excellent mason as well

  • 20 You're never truly retired when you're a hitman.
  • 21 You can start a gun fight or just a fight in public and the authorities still won't even bother showing up.
  • 22 You can always count on your firefighter friend to keep your hitman life a secret.
  • 23 If you're an assassin in Rome and you're not there to kill the Pope you'll get the best room of the assassins' establishment.

24 The meeting of the high table looks an awful lot like a UN assembly. You got your stereotypical arab with the traditional bedouin outfit, a russian with the stereotypical hat etc. and just about every possible ethnicity is represented in this meeting.

25 Not honoring your marker is the quickest, easiest and cheapest way to get your new house renovated.

26 Seven million gets you seven bullets. That just makes sense.

  1. You can be female, short, and deaf and still be an assassin.

  2. Apparently, with little regard for the law, even assassins play by certain rules.

  3. When killing hired thugs, double tapping is the way to go: one shot center mass, the other to the head. Unless you're a sumo hitman, in which case you need a double tap to the head.

  4. You can make peace with a crime lord by killing all his henchmen and drinking a toast to peace when you make it to his office.

  5. Killing a rival assassin quickly is considered a professional courtesy, along with remembering his preferred drink.

  6. If you are a professional hitman, make sure your insurance policies on your car and house are paid up.

  7. Homeless people are all packing guns and are part of an organization run by Morpheus.

  8. Do all crime bosses have hall of mirrors in their lairs? Or just this bozo and the guy in Enter the Dragon?

  9. When a hitman has a reputation for being able to kill men with a pencil, sometimes you have to kill with a pencil to keep the rep alive.

  10. It takes 13 years to fix a mustang with a bent chasis, busted drive shaft, the motor hanging out, and a crack in the windshield.

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