Sweet JESUS but you need to change yours meds NOW!

Great rant!!! and some amazing word pictures. -- Made me laugh loud and long.!!

Jesus, where are your hands in that profile pic?

LMAO. So descriptive.

P.S. Your shirtless Jesus is so sexy.

@NonoffensiveJesus said:

God did not create the human body for you to GAWK at! Sexual relations should be between a MAN and his WIFE and not projected on a screen the size of a blimp for you PERVERSE heathens to take pleasure in. What possible value does such a disgusting display serve in our society? Cucumbers being left on theater floors?!! Sticky white glaze adorning the NON caramelized popcorn?!! Children being left unattended in the lobby for hours while Mom and her book club paddle the pink canoe to two deviant caucasian demons!? The one light that shines in this disgusting display is that none of my brothers or sisters had to play Uncle Tom to you debauched Sodomites!!

What movie are you talking about? I want to watch it! This one certainly didn't cause any of the things you mentioned.

Testify!