I want to hang this on every soda pop vending machine in our building.

Mr. Lee: Take the money.
Bill Foster: You think I'm a thief? Oh, you see, I'm not the thief. I'm not the one charging 85 cents for a stinking soda! You're the thief. I'm just standing up for my rights as a consumer.

Who hasn't bought a burger hoping...just hoping...it might resemble what it looks like in the picture?

[William "D-FENS" Foster picks up the flat hamburger he just ordered, comparing it to the picture behind the counter]
Bill Foster: It's plump, juicy, three inches thick. Look at this sorry, miserable, squashed thing. Can anybody tell me what's wrong with this picture?

Seedy Guy in Park: That's a hell of a way to treat a vet, man.
Bill Foster: You're an animal doctor?
Seedy Guy in Park: No, a vet. A veteran. I was in 'Nam, man.
Bill Foster: What were you - a drummer boy? You must've been 10 years old.
Seedy Guy in Park: I meant the Gulf. I meant to say the Gulf. Jesus. Come on. All I'm asking for is a little change. I haven't eaten in three days.
[has a sandwhich in hand].
Seedy Guy in Park: Well, I mean, except for this.

Sergeant Prendergast: Let's meet a couple of police officers. They are all good guys.
Bill Foster: I'm the bad guy?
Sergeant Prendergast: Yeah.
Bill Foster: How did that happen?

"Give it to me! Give it to me! Give it to me!"

@PeterBlues said:

girl: "he looked like you except taller and had hair."

"don't leave me alone in the twilight, twilight is the loneliest time of day"

"WE are NOT the same. I'm an American, and you're a sick arsehole."

"Can't you read? What does that look like to you?" "Grafitti".

" "I'm waiting in line for the phone man!" "Well that's too bad" "Why". (fires bullets into phone booth). "Because I think it's out of order".

"What's the name of your movie?" "Under construction". (fires bazooka into underground construction site)

"Breakfast stopped being served at 11:00. (Checks watch. It says 11:01). "Im really sorry." "Yeah, well Im really sorry too." (Pulls out an Uzi in the fast food restaurant").

"You know that saying, 'the customer is always right'? Well, here I am - the customer."

"How do you feel knowing you're gonna die wearing that stupid hat?"

Rick:Well hey I'm really sorry. D-fens: Well hey I'm really sorry too. Rick: He's got a gun!

@lantzn said:

Bill Foster: I'm the bad guy?
Sergeant Prendergast: Yeah.
Bill Foster: How did that happen?

This.

This could be Michael Douglas's best movie. Went into it, having no expectations, and was blown away by his portrayal of an "Everyman" who had just had a gutsfull of life.

"I'm just so tired of all these Star Wars."

@NZer said:

This could be Michael Douglas's best movie. Went into it, having no expectations, and was blown away by his portrayal of an "Everyman" who had just had a gutsfull of life.

Yep, it's criminally underrated!

"I'm going home."

Nick: F***ing f@ggots! Can you believe this $h1t? Alternate lifestyle my @$$! You know what those pumpkins do to each other when they're alone? And what about the muff divers, think about it.

1993, it was definitely a different time.

Nick: What's this doing in here!? F@ggot $h1t!

"How do you feel knowing you're gonna die wearing that stupid hat?" busted out laughing