There are only really two characters in the whole film, and we barely get any insight on either of them. The dippy girlfriend is just flat, and the main guy is just an insecure idiot who somehow becomes an assassin in the most unconvincing way ever. I didn't care about either of them, kind of hoped both would be crushed under a falling grand piano to save me from the misery and boredom that this film wallows in. It thought it was funny but it was never funny, it thought it was interesting but it was dull, it has spying and assassinations but with no thrills at all. What a mess. I wish there was some way to save myself the time from watching bad films because reviews just don't cut it.