1) Bond would take Moneypenny out to dinner except he'd get court-martialed.
2). A Baccarat table in a private Casino is a great place to pick up women.
3). When M says Bond can't use a Beretta anymore, he MEANS it!
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Reply by Savage918
on July 31, 2018 at 8:00 AM
4) If the woman you gave your calling card to not only gets into your flat but is playing golf half naked by the time you come home, either she's also a spy or you forgot to lock your door.
Reply by Savage918
on September 22, 2018 at 7:55 AM
5) A good spy always makes that freelance photographers at the Kingston, Jamaica airport can't get a photo of his face.
6) Never let the henchman who just tried to kill you get a cigarette for his own cigarette pack, because one of them will be laced with cyanide and he'll die before you can get any information out of him.
Reply by Savage918
on January 20, 2019 at 7:13 PM
7) People from the Cayman Islands don't have a clear idea of what dragons actually look like.
Reply by Jacinto Cupboard
on March 7, 2020 at 7:29 AM
8) To make a nuclear reactor explode you only need to turn a wheel clockwise enough times to pass a big red warning label.
9) Secret criminal organisations have underwater lairs with ducts thru which large amounts of water periodically flows. Despite these ducts opening onto rooms via wire grates, the water mysteriously never enters these rooms.
10) To ensure you get a good night's sleep, SPECTRE will drug your coffee.
Reply by fan_of_films
on March 7, 2020 at 8:52 AM
11) It established the longest running American produced film franchise in history. Only Godzilla has lasted longer. Bond is better looking though.
12) Jokes about stolen paintings lose cultural impact decades later.*
13) Killing spiders comes with its own dramatic soundtrack.
*When Bond and Honey enter Dr. No's lair they see a painting on the wall. A portrait of the Duke of Wellington.