1) Never get between a woman and her Cello. It will not end well.
2).Cello cases make great toboggans.
3).Never trust an allegedly defecting Russian who's kissing you on both cheeks every five minutes.
4). Don't shoot! You'll hit the plane!
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Resposta de Maria Kelly
em 20 março 2017 às 5:28 PM
I don't quite understand what you're saving, but thank you(I think).
Resposta de Maria Kelly
em 20 março 2017 às 5:35 PM
5). The best way to smuggle a defecting Russian General out of Czechoslovakia is to put him in the trunk of your car, and after transporting him in a large scouring pod to the border, have him flown to England in a Harrier VTOL (quite a long winded post, my apologies.
6)Never piss off the leader of the Snow Leopard Brotherhood.
Resposta de Maria Kelly
em 20 março 2017 às 7:03 PM
Thank you for your comment. That was nice of you.
Resposta de Maria Kelly
em 20 março 2017 às 8:50 PM
11). Arms Dealers who have wax figures of various generals(both good and evil) made with HIS face is just pathetic.
12)For some nutty reason, Mujahedeen Deputy Commanders of the Eastern region and their men(and horses) have problems getting through customs at the Paris airport.
13)Never accept a Vodka Martini from a woman who thinks that you're a KGB spy.
Resposta de Maria Kelly
em 5 abril 2017 às 12:49 AM
14)It's a sad day when a British Secret Service Agent knows more about the Battle of Gettysburg than an American Arms Dealer.
Resposta de Maria Kelly
em 14 abril 2017 às 1:25 PM
15)Looking for a real man? Just get on a boat off the coast of Gibraltar and a gorgeous British Secret Service agent will literally fall from the sky and onto your boat.
Resposta de Maria Kelly
em 5 maio 2017 às 2:19 AM
16) British 00 agents are not big Barry Manilow fans.
17) Who knew that Ghetto Blasters are armed and dangerous.
18)If Bond shoots you with a sniper's rifle, you'll turn into raspberry jam in ten seconds.
Resposta de TrentTX
em 6 maio 2017 às 6:23 PM
Resposta de Maria Kelly
em 6 maio 2017 às 7:58 PM
18)When Bond told Q that he was going to take the Aston-martin "for a spin", Q knew that he's never going to see it again and calls Aston-Martin to order another one.
Resposta de Maria Kelly
em 25 julho 2017 às 7:39 PM
19.) If M ever threatens to have 008 replace 007 on a mission one more time, it's not going to go well.
Resposta de Maria Kelly
em 11 outubro 2017 às 12:28 AM
20) or maybe 26). Not only do KGB snipers wear body armor, some of their best shots are women.
27). If your defecting KGB General boyfriend asks you to pretend that YOU'RE a KGB sniper, Just say no.
Resposta de Maria Kelly
em 11 outubro 2017 às 12:51 AM
@mechajutaro
I thought that "just say no" was more diplomatic than saying "Hell no! WTF is the matter with you?"
Resposta de Maria Kelly
em 13 fevereiro 2018 às 8:48 PM
28) If they're not able to get their hands on a sniper's rifle, female KGB agents will use an explosive Teddy Bear or their thighs as lethal weapons.
29) You should have brought Lillies.
Resposta de Savage918
em 31 julho 2018 às 2:12 PM
30) 00 agents make lousy babysitters.
Resposta de LansingFan
em 30 novembro 2020 às 12:51 AM
But Kara Milovy was an innocent, she loved Yorgi and wanted to help him in any way she could.