1) Never get between a woman and her Cello. It will not end well.
2).Cello cases make great toboggans.
3).Never trust an allegedly defecting Russian who's kissing you on both cheeks every five minutes.
4). Don't shoot! You'll hit the plane!
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Réponse de Maria Kelly
le 20 mars 2017 à 17h28
I don't quite understand what you're saving, but thank you(I think).
Réponse de Maria Kelly
le 20 mars 2017 à 17h35
5). The best way to smuggle a defecting Russian General out of Czechoslovakia is to put him in the trunk of your car, and after transporting him in a large scouring pod to the border, have him flown to England in a Harrier VTOL (quite a long winded post, my apologies.
6)Never piss off the leader of the Snow Leopard Brotherhood.
Réponse de Maria Kelly
le 20 mars 2017 à 19h03
Thank you for your comment. That was nice of you.
Réponse de Maria Kelly
le 20 mars 2017 à 20h50
11). Arms Dealers who have wax figures of various generals(both good and evil) made with HIS face is just pathetic.
12)For some nutty reason, Mujahedeen Deputy Commanders of the Eastern region and their men(and horses) have problems getting through customs at the Paris airport.
13)Never accept a Vodka Martini from a woman who thinks that you're a KGB spy.
Réponse de Maria Kelly
le 5 avril 2017 à 00h49
14)It's a sad day when a British Secret Service Agent knows more about the Battle of Gettysburg than an American Arms Dealer.
Réponse de Maria Kelly
le 14 avril 2017 à 13h25
15)Looking for a real man? Just get on a boat off the coast of Gibraltar and a gorgeous British Secret Service agent will literally fall from the sky and onto your boat.
Réponse de Maria Kelly
le 5 mai 2017 à 02h19
16) British 00 agents are not big Barry Manilow fans.
17) Who knew that Ghetto Blasters are armed and dangerous.
18)If Bond shoots you with a sniper's rifle, you'll turn into raspberry jam in ten seconds.
Réponse de TrentTX
le 6 mai 2017 à 18h23
Réponse de Maria Kelly
le 6 mai 2017 à 19h58
18)When Bond told Q that he was going to take the Aston-martin "for a spin", Q knew that he's never going to see it again and calls Aston-Martin to order another one.
Réponse de Maria Kelly
le 25 juillet 2017 à 19h39
19.) If M ever threatens to have 008 replace 007 on a mission one more time, it's not going to go well.
Réponse de Maria Kelly
le 11 octobre 2017 à 00h28
20) or maybe 26). Not only do KGB snipers wear body armor, some of their best shots are women.
27). If your defecting KGB General boyfriend asks you to pretend that YOU'RE a KGB sniper, Just say no.
Réponse de Maria Kelly
le 11 octobre 2017 à 00h51
@mechajutaro
I thought that "just say no" was more diplomatic than saying "Hell no! WTF is the matter with you?"
Réponse de Maria Kelly
le 13 février 2018 à 20h48
28) If they're not able to get their hands on a sniper's rifle, female KGB agents will use an explosive Teddy Bear or their thighs as lethal weapons.
29) You should have brought Lillies.
Réponse de Savage918
le 31 juillet 2018 à 14h12
30) 00 agents make lousy babysitters.
Réponse de LansingFan
le 30 novembre 2020 à 00h51
But Kara Milovy was an innocent, she loved Yorgi and wanted to help him in any way she could.