1) Never get between a woman and her Cello. It will not end well.
2).Cello cases make great toboggans.
3).Never trust an allegedly defecting Russian who's kissing you on both cheeks every five minutes.
4). Don't shoot! You'll hit the plane!
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Odpowiedź użytkownika Maria Kelly
20 marca 2017 o godz. 5:28PM
I don't quite understand what you're saving, but thank you(I think).
Odpowiedź użytkownika Maria Kelly
20 marca 2017 o godz. 5:35PM
5). The best way to smuggle a defecting Russian General out of Czechoslovakia is to put him in the trunk of your car, and after transporting him in a large scouring pod to the border, have him flown to England in a Harrier VTOL (quite a long winded post, my apologies.
6)Never piss off the leader of the Snow Leopard Brotherhood.
Odpowiedź użytkownika Maria Kelly
20 marca 2017 o godz. 7:03PM
Thank you for your comment. That was nice of you.
Odpowiedź użytkownika Maria Kelly
20 marca 2017 o godz. 8:50PM
11). Arms Dealers who have wax figures of various generals(both good and evil) made with HIS face is just pathetic.
12)For some nutty reason, Mujahedeen Deputy Commanders of the Eastern region and their men(and horses) have problems getting through customs at the Paris airport.
13)Never accept a Vodka Martini from a woman who thinks that you're a KGB spy.
Odpowiedź użytkownika Maria Kelly
5 kwietnia 2017 o godz. 12:49AM
14)It's a sad day when a British Secret Service Agent knows more about the Battle of Gettysburg than an American Arms Dealer.
Odpowiedź użytkownika Maria Kelly
14 kwietnia 2017 o godz. 1:25PM
15)Looking for a real man? Just get on a boat off the coast of Gibraltar and a gorgeous British Secret Service agent will literally fall from the sky and onto your boat.
Odpowiedź użytkownika Maria Kelly
5 maja 2017 o godz. 2:19AM
16) British 00 agents are not big Barry Manilow fans.
17) Who knew that Ghetto Blasters are armed and dangerous.
18)If Bond shoots you with a sniper's rifle, you'll turn into raspberry jam in ten seconds.
Odpowiedź użytkownika TrentTX
6 maja 2017 o godz. 6:23PM
Odpowiedź użytkownika Maria Kelly
6 maja 2017 o godz. 7:58PM
18)When Bond told Q that he was going to take the Aston-martin "for a spin", Q knew that he's never going to see it again and calls Aston-Martin to order another one.
Odpowiedź użytkownika Maria Kelly
25 lipca 2017 o godz. 7:39PM
19.) If M ever threatens to have 008 replace 007 on a mission one more time, it's not going to go well.
Odpowiedź użytkownika Maria Kelly
11 października 2017 o godz. 12:28AM
20) or maybe 26). Not only do KGB snipers wear body armor, some of their best shots are women.
27). If your defecting KGB General boyfriend asks you to pretend that YOU'RE a KGB sniper, Just say no.
Odpowiedź użytkownika Maria Kelly
11 października 2017 o godz. 12:51AM
@mechajutaro
I thought that "just say no" was more diplomatic than saying "Hell no! WTF is the matter with you?"
Odpowiedź użytkownika Maria Kelly
13 lutego 2018 o godz. 8:48PM
28) If they're not able to get their hands on a sniper's rifle, female KGB agents will use an explosive Teddy Bear or their thighs as lethal weapons.
29) You should have brought Lillies.
Odpowiedź użytkownika Savage918
31 lipca 2018 o godz. 2:12PM
30) 00 agents make lousy babysitters.
Odpowiedź użytkownika LansingFan
30 listopada 2020 o godz. 12:51AM
But Kara Milovy was an innocent, she loved Yorgi and wanted to help him in any way she could.