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1) Never get between a woman and her Cello. It will not end well.

2).Cello cases make great toboggans.

3).Never trust an allegedly defecting Russian who's kissing you on both cheeks every five minutes.

4). Don't shoot! You'll hit the plane!

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I don't quite understand what you're saving, but thank you(I think).

5). The best way to smuggle a defecting Russian General out of Czechoslovakia is to put him in the trunk of your car, and after transporting him in a large scouring pod to the border, have him flown to England in a Harrier VTOL (quite a long winded post, my apologies.

6)Never piss off the leader of the Snow Leopard Brotherhood.

Thank you for your comment. That was nice of you.

11). Arms Dealers who have wax figures of various generals(both good and evil) made with HIS face is just pathetic.

12)For some nutty reason, Mujahedeen Deputy Commanders of the Eastern region and their men(and horses) have problems getting through customs at the Paris airport.

13)Never accept a Vodka Martini from a woman who thinks that you're a KGB spy.

14)It's a sad day when a British Secret Service Agent knows more about the Battle of Gettysburg than an American Arms Dealer.

15)Looking for a real man? Just get on a boat off the coast of Gibraltar and a gorgeous British Secret Service agent will literally fall from the sky and onto your boat.

16) British 00 agents are not big Barry Manilow fans.

17) Who knew that Ghetto Blasters are armed and dangerous.

18)If Bond shoots you with a sniper's rifle, you'll turn into raspberry jam in ten seconds.

  1. Forget flowers & jewelry, women really put out for musical instruments.
  2. When interacting with customs, it is best to move quickly and confidently through a border crossing.
  3. Even ugly 300 lb. women know how to use cleavage.
  4. The CIA is better at renting yachts than saving the world.
  5. The postman may ring twice, but the milkman packs a punch.

18)When Bond told Q that he was going to take the Aston-martin "for a spin", Q knew that he's never going to see it again and calls Aston-Martin to order another one.

19.) If M ever threatens to have 008 replace 007 on a mission one more time, it's not going to go well.

20) or maybe 26). Not only do KGB snipers wear body armor, some of their best shots are women.

27). If your defecting KGB General boyfriend asks you to pretend that YOU'RE a KGB sniper, Just say no.

@mechajutaro grin I thought that "just say no" was more diplomatic than saying "Hell no! WTF is the matter with you?"

28) If they're not able to get their hands on a sniper's rifle, female KGB agents will use an explosive Teddy Bear or their thighs as lethal weapons.

29) You should have brought Lillies.

30) 00 agents make lousy babysitters.

But Kara Milovy was an innocent, she loved Yorgi and wanted to help him in any way she could.

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