讨论 Le corbeau
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You know you're obsessed with The Crow when...
rooprectSTAFFMOD 发布于 2018 年 04 月 16 日 9:31下午
...when you park your car every morning, put your money in the meter, then do the skank pelvic thrust and say PROBABLY STILL BANGIN AWAY ON DARLA
...when your date says "how do I look?" and you say "nice outfit. not sure about the face though." (your dates don't last long)
...when you're admitted to the hospital after a bad accident and the nurse goes to put an IV needle in your arm and you rasp "YOU'RE WASTING ITTTTT"
rooprect 的回复
于 2018 年 04 月 17 日 5:46下午
Yeah... that pretty much takes the cake :(
shallowhal 的回复
于 2018 年 04 月 17 日 9:31下午
When you quote Poe in an awkward situation. Never more.
bluersun 的回复
于 2018 年 04 月 18 日 4:19上午
When you put on black and white makeup before going to a Kiss concert and punch the mirror because your attempt at looking like Gene Simmons turns out more like Alice Cooper.
rooprect 的回复
于 2018 年 04 月 18 日 8:57上午
When your boss calls you into the copy room to explain why you can't overload the feeder otherwise it'll lead to a paper jam and you reply "Yeah. Good speech though. I didn't wanna interrupt you. It sounded good. You gotta write that sh!t down."
bluersun 的回复
于 2018 年 04 月 18 日 11:15上午
When your son is excited about the new Star Wars movie "we oughta record this and play it back in slow motion..."
RCH2288 的回复
于 2018 年 04 月 29 日 11:38下午
When your son asks you to light the barbecue grill and you yell FIRE IT UP, FIRE IT UP while alternating raising your fists in the air!
rooprect 的回复
于 2018 年 04 月 30 日 7:54上午
When, at the same cookout, with the grill erupting in a raging inferno, you amuse yourself by making a giant crow in lighter fluid.
JAYJAY1234 的回复
于 2018 年 04 月 30 日 1:15下午
When a police officer pulls you over and asks to see your license and registration and the first thought in your head is “aren’t cops supposed to say freeze”.
Kutanamar 的回复
于 2018 年 05 月 15 日 3:33下午
1) When you re-watch this every year, without fail, around Halloween.
2) When you see red every time you you hear talk of a freakin' re-make.
rooprect 的回复
于 2020 年 09 月 20 日 7:17下午
At surprise birthday parties when everyone else shouts SURPRISE, you shout "Childhood's over the moment you know you're gonna die"
rooprect 的回复
于 2021 年 03 月 02 日 3:38下午
When you pick up your date and say "What the f@k you all painted up for, crackhead? Halloween ain't till mañana." (And it's Valentine's Day)