@mechajutaro said:

when you die four films into what looks to be bright career

Yeah... that pretty much takes the cake :(

@rooprect said:

...when you park your car every morning, put your money in the meter, then do the skank pelvic thrust and say PROBABLY STILL BANGIN AWAY ON DARLA

...when your date says "how do I look?" and you say "nice outfit. not sure about the face though." (your dates don't last long)

...when you're admitted to the hospital after a bad accident and the nurse goes to put an IV needle in your arm and you rasp "YOU'RE WASTING ITTTTT"

When you quote Poe in an awkward situation. Never more.

When you put on black and white makeup before going to a Kiss concert and punch the mirror because your attempt at looking like Gene Simmons turns out more like Alice Cooper.

When your boss calls you into the copy room to explain why you can't overload the feeder otherwise it'll lead to a paper jam and you reply "Yeah. Good speech though. I didn't wanna interrupt you. It sounded good. You gotta write that sh!t down."

When your son is excited about the new Star Wars movie "we oughta record this and play it back in slow motion..."

When your son asks you to light the barbecue grill and you yell FIRE IT UP, FIRE IT UP while alternating raising your fists in the air!

@RCH2288 said:

When your son asks you to light the barbecue grill and you yell FIRE IT UP, FIRE IT UP while alternating raising your fists in the air!

When, at the same cookout, with the grill erupting in a raging inferno, you amuse yourself by making a giant crow in lighter fluid.

When a police officer pulls you over and asks to see your license and registration and the first thought in your head is “aren’t cops supposed to say freeze”.

1) When you re-watch this every year, without fail, around Halloween.

2) When you see red every time you you hear talk of a freakin' re-make.

At surprise birthday parties when everyone else shouts SURPRISE, you shout "Childhood's over the moment you know you're gonna die"

When you pick up your date and say "What the f@k you all painted up for, crackhead? Halloween ain't till mañana." (And it's Valentine's Day)