I always loved David Spade's line: "Two hours into this film, I thought to myself, 'the word "BRIEF" shouldn't be anywhere near this title.'"

Hahaha but we all know what Brief actually refers to...

@Halberstram said:

I always loved David Spade's line: "Two hours into this film, I thought to myself, 'the word "BRIEF" shouldn't be anyway near this title.'"

That's pretty good. It doesn't drag too much for me though, personally.