As the availability of public restrooms dwindles in NYC, John tries to find clever ways to relieve himself.

After having his ears properly cleaned, John wonders if better hearing is what he actually wants.

John starts working out and tracks the pros and cons of big.

John's discovery of the deeply-embedded rituals and bonding in sports leads to a greater appreciation of the game.

After realizing too much of his life is spent inside, John tries out birding, which opens up a world of possibility...and dubious claims.