Herbert has an audition that could redefine him, but first he and his wife Bobby Kindle have to get ready for his daughter Woman Child’s birthday party.

Herbert has grown a large belly due to flapjack intake and is worried it will ruin a video game audition.

Bobby’s friend from uni, Denim Jean, comes to visit. She loves denim and hates Herbert. To make matters worse, Herbert can’t think of a single idea for a new comedy night.

Herbert’s trying to do his tax return and make a music video for a posh goth, but he keeps getting distracted when his stationery turns sensual.