Dr. Gregory House
"I'm a jerk. The only thing that matters is what you think."
"I didn't see a black guy. I just saw a doctor with a juvenile record."
"I hired Chase 'cause his dad made a phone call."
"I hired you because you are extremely pretty."
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Reply by wonder2wonder
on May 9, 2023 at 1:51 PM
"Read less, more tv."
Reply by wonder2wonder
on May 12, 2023 at 7:59 AM
"Are you comparing me to God? I mean, that's great, but just so you know, I've never made a tree."
"People pray so that God won't crush them like bugs. I'm not gonna crush you."
Reply by wonder2wonder
on May 13, 2023 at 8:38 AM
"So I'm the guy, but you want the other guy, who, by definition, can never be the guy."
Reply by wonder2wonder
on May 14, 2023 at 6:37 AM
"So what's your plan? You take the big dark one, I've got the little girl, and the Aussie will run like a scared wombat if things turn rough."
Reply by wonder2wonder
on May 15, 2023 at 3:27 PM
"I'm not going to kiss you, no matter what you say."
Reply by wonder2wonder
on May 17, 2023 at 2:21 PM
Cameron: "I thought you seminary boys were against the death penalty. Department of Justice statistics show that it's a racially motivated form of punishment. Black defendants are 10 times more likely to get a death sentence than whites."
Foreman: "Doesn't mean we need to get rid of the death penalty. Just means we need to kill more white people."
Reply by wonder2wonder
on May 18, 2023 at 2:53 PM
Stacy: "You know what Woody Allen said about relationships? 'Irrational and crazy, but we go through it all because...'"
House: "'... we need the curry'."
Reply by wonder2wonder
on May 19, 2023 at 7:23 PM
"The ultimate woman is a man."
Reply by wonder2wonder
on May 23, 2023 at 1:42 PM
"Gohhh. What were we talking about?"
Reply by wonder2wonder
on May 25, 2023 at 2:08 PM
"What's that saying where you assume you become a pain in the ass to me?"
Reply by wonder2wonder
on May 27, 2023 at 12:51 PM
"It is not easy, but it is simple."
Reply by wonder2wonder
on June 3, 2023 at 6:50 PM
" True love. That’s just how we match organs these days."
Reply by wonder2wonder
on June 12, 2023 at 1:27 PM
Wilson: "Just because he was right, doesn't mean he wasn't wrong."
Reply by wonder2wonder
on June 19, 2023 at 3:39 PM
"He hurts you to help you. Well, I guess it's better than because he hates you."
Reply by wonder2wonder
on June 22, 2023 at 2:01 PM
"Hector does go rug"