羅傑在感受不到受家庭重視後皈依了猶太教。

弗朗辛成為一個陰謀論者。

史丹認為成為人口普查的統計員是他的愛國責任。

史蒂夫和羅傑在賞鳥時看到一個奇怪男子偷鳥蛋。

史丹發現蘭利瀑布市的歷史壁畫已經被塗鴉和忽視破壞了。

史丹開始經歷造成嚴重後果的分離焦慮，這影響了他在工作中的表現。

一個襲擊晚宴的連環殺手令大家生活在恐懼之中。

史丹用無意義又無聊的故事惹煩了他的家人和同事。

史丹提議鎮上建設子彈火車。

史蒂夫現在充滿了性能量，所以弗朗辛要求史丹給史蒂夫講講性的問題。

羅傑開始擔心自己的壽命會超過史密斯一家的其他人。

弗朗辛成為史蒂夫學校的新輔導員。

Roger runs off in disguise as a Julia Roberts character to a small town after Stan hurts his feelings; Steve plans a meeting when he finds out that Jeff and Barry have never met.

Stan becomes addicted to dying after Roger tricks him into thinking he had a heart attack; Klaus takes Steve to the Arizona State University for a college visit, where a fraternity hazes him.

The family competes on the reality show, The Bitchin' Race but after Stan and Hayley ditch the less-motivated Steve and Francine to team up, they end up in a Tunisian labor prison.

Francine reconnects with her birth family when she starts craving the experience of having a big family. Meanwhile, Stan becomes a Picker based on his obsession with American Pickers.

While having trouble communicating, Stan and Hayley team up to stop a terrorist plot to blow up the Bazooka Sharks arena. Meanwhile, Roger pretends to be an escort.

Roger and Klaus start having a secret affair after they accidentally end up on an online date together. Meanwhile, Steve tries to catch Hayley's pink eye to get out of doing a fitness test at school.

Stan and Steve open up their own father-son garbage business after Stan inherits his father's old truck. Meanwhile, Roger finds Hayley is a natural at bumper pool and brings her to play with the best player in town.

Roger becomes a marionette and injures other students to help Steve win the school talent show. Meanwhile, Stan, Hayley and Klaus start their own local honey business.

Stan becomes a wanted man, running from Roger the bounty hunter, and ends up in a town in need of a good guy to help Principal Lewis, Francine, Steve and Hayley.