Roger åpner en bar på loftet til familien Smith og hyrer inn Hayley som fast sangerinne. Stan prøver å vise sin manndom gjennom å forhandle til seg en god deal på en ny bil.

Familien Smiths eksotiske ferie blir alt annet en avslappende når Stan plutselig får i oppdrag å drepe aktivitetslederen ved ferieresorten deres.

Francine thinks Stan spends too much time with his friends; a boy band recruits Steve and his friends for a music video.

When Stan invites his recently widowed mother to move in, she and Roger fall in love and wed; Steve and his friends find a lost movie script.

When Stan decides that Snot isn't cool enough to be Steve's best friend, he tries to separate them by staging a shooting at an ice cream parlor.

When Steve's baby sitter is unavailable, Stan and Francine decide to leave him with Hayley; Steve sneaks out to a party to prove he's not a goody-goody.

A talk show reveals that Francine was the toddler who, famously, was rescued from a well by a firefighter; Francine makes a discovery when she falls down the well on the anniversary of her rescue; Stan and Roger come up with a business idea.

The Smiths get drunk at Roger's Mardi Gras party and make a pact with Bullock; Roger tries to find the person who left a pastie in the attic.

Francine regrets deciding to teach Roger the value of hard work; Steve interviews Stan for a school project.

When Francine invites Stan's father to a party, a dark secret about the Smith family's past is revealed.

Roger announces that Max Jets, a character who showers the Smith family with money, is making a return; a gold-digging waitress romances Max and threatens the family's inheritance.

Roger pretends to be Jeff's imaginary friend so he can roam around the house without a disguise; when Jeff realizes Roger is an alien, Stan issues an ultimatum -- either Roger or Jeff must be killed; Steve becomes insecure about his body.

Stans tidligere nemesis, Tearjerker, er tilbake etter å ha overlevd et fall ned i en aktiv vulkan i en tidligere episode.

Francine oppdager Steves spesielle talent som kan hjelpe ham med å komme inn på en god skole: Staving. Og Francine skyr ingen midler for at hennes sønn skal bli stavemester på Pearl Bailey High School.

Francine prøver å få Stan til å bli litt mer eventyrlysten i senga, mens Hayley prøver å komme over Jeff og takker ja til å gå ut med Snot.

Når Stan får et hukommelsestap etter et fall, benytter Francine anledningen til å prøver å forme ham til den perfekte ektemann.

Stan is shocked when he is told that Deputy Director Bullock is showing early signs of dementia and needs his memory erased; Roger hires an old friend to help Steve with a bully at school.

Jeff must prove his love for Hayley to Emperor Zing in order to find his way home from the spaceship that abducted him.

When Stan refuses to switch Klaus back into his original body, he steals Stan's body; Roger builds a gym in the attic.