Snoop plays Mr. Dizzle, a substitute elementary school teacher who taught the kids bad things. Snoop recreates the infamous R. Kelly sex tape with an old white lady. Snoop operates a fast food drive-thru and speaks in his "dizzle" language.

Snoop mocks the designing reality show. Snoop is the head of Wigout, a service for white people to deprogram their white kids who think they are black. Snoop's replaces curse words with surfer lingo. Snoop parodies his "Girls Gone Wild" videos by having thoughtful messages over the black bars that cover the exposed chests of the wild girls. Snoop is the Ebonics negotiator.

Snoop goes to the playboy mansion and does other sketches including MTV breaking news and how he got his own show.

The Ghetto White Crew (a Harlem Globetrotter-type basketball team) takes on the KKK. Snoop buys a supermarket, and creates separate aisles for black and white people. Snoop meets his #1 fan.

Snoop works at a pet shop. Snoop visits some members of the Jackass crew.

Snoop's warm-up regimen. Snoop visits the set of the movie S.W.A.T., and talks to Samuel L. Jackson and Colin Farrell. Snoop's security procedures. Making money in the 'hood without selling dope. Snoop shows his family members' jobs. The Braided Bunch season 1 DVD. Snoop reflects on big booty. The Doggfather Confessions.

The Best of Doggy Fizzle Televizzle, featuring W.I.G, The Negrociator, and Big Jeffery.