Jack has superpower-envy, Princess Sunshine charges her powers, Grotessa defends her best friend, and Ultra Richard explains the greatest mystery to ever confound the motherf***er.

With the SuperF***ers' bathrooms in deplorable conditions, Jack needs to find a solution and fast before the rest of the team pins the blame on him. Meanwhile, potential new recruits are lining up for tryouts to join the team.

Super Dan and Percy are trapped in Dimension Zero without food, reception, and any hope of returning home. Meanwhile, back at the SuperF***ers clubhouse, a new challenge faces Jack and Ultra Richard's friendship.

Super Dan makes a new friend, Princess Sunshine reconnects with an old flame, and Percy learns the hard way that you never leave home without sandwiches.

When Jack encounters a problem as he sets out to write his autobiography, he finds comfort in an unexpected place.

Princess Sunshine and Grotessa argue about Grotus and whether or not Grotessa is lovable. Meanwhile, the boys harass Vortex who just wants to lay down on the couch and die.

Princess Sunshine wants her boyfriend to be a real man, so Jack sets out on a quest of self-discovery and party-bombing to do just that. Ultra Richard continues to be ultra-insightful.

Committed to impressing Princess Sunshine, Jack whisks her away to Scrimples for a romantic dinner. But when young SuperF*ckers-hopefuls arrive and get into an argument, they serve up a shitty meal for Jack and Sunshine.

While fantasizing about his ideal role on the team, Computer Fist receives advice from Ultra Richard about how to make the most of his super power. And with a concussing conclusion you can't miss.

Baby Jesus inspires Jack to drink soda.

Ultra Richard and Orange Lightning help Jack find a new appreciation for everyone's favorite slime ball, Grotus. Meanwhile, Vortex must fix his Time Capsule before Jack's elbow ruins everything forever.