Illeana's first day working at at the Burbank IKEA.

To cope with being out of the Hollywood spotlight, guest star Kevin Pollack decides to start the Actors Anonymous support group.

Following an emotionally exhausting Adam Sandler premiere, gossip blogger Spazzy Sheraton discovers the Burbank IKEA is the place to be to see celebrities.

Jeff Goldblum shows up to be a guest on The Justine Bateman Show, IKEA's latest celebrity talk-show. As word gets out that celebrities are working at IKEA, fans start to arrive.

Justine Bateman holds her talk show at IKEA and Jeff Goldblum is the first guest along with Allison Janney....I mean, Illeana Douglas!

Illeana becomes a 'personal shopper' and discovers that Craig Bierko is actually living at IKEA.

Illeana's manager appears at IKEA with his new starlet and, to make matters worse, Illeana gets fired.

Ever seen a choreographed dance number at IKEA? Illeana falls asleep and dreams of dancing blondes.

Illeana's agent wants her back. Will Illeana betray herself and accept a role in the new TV show "Celebrity Bull Riding"? Not if Ed Begley has anything to do with it.