When the guys have to pass a drug test at work, they only have one choice: bribe middle school kids for clean urine.

The guys will stop at nothing to get tickets to a sold-out basketball game, even if it means being dunked in a horchata tank and seeing a grown man's penis.

The guys camp out at the office while their house is fumigated, but the giddiness of their drug-fueled slumber party turns into paranoia when they think the company is being burglarized.

The guys' loyalties to each other are put to the test when they compete for a rumored promotion at work.

Things go badly when the guys hit a DUI checkpoint after drinking with the boss's brother.

The guys go on strike for better benefits when Alice doesn't buy their observance of a phony holiday called Half-Christmas.

The guys try to keep Jillian from a business function by setting her up on a blind date, but their plan goes awry when she has to be rescued from an Insane Clown Posse concert.

When the guys try "To Catch a Predator", a local child molester, he turns out to be the coolest guy they ever met.

Blake and Anders' world turns upside down when they lose Adam to a super-rich MILF.