Season 5 premiere sketches include a football team getting psyched up before a game; President Obama and Luther meeting Hillary Clinton; two men discussing potential threats on a flight; a band of pirates singing a chantey. Also: a trigger-happy cop.

An airline passenger has a standoff with a flight attendant, Shaboots and T-Ray deliver a lecture on women's periods, and a prayer group receives a visit from God.

A gospel group must practice without its coach, a group of warriors celebrate a beheading, a prisoner tries to trick his guard, a young man is confronted for only speaking in catchphrases.

A politician denies sending lewd photos; a detective interrogates a rapper; Cedric and Levi find lightning in a bottle; two Southern gentlemen compliment women; Jordan runs into an old friend; a cop takes things literally.

Judge Jessie has a new show; a man waits for his job interview; two ladies catch up over drinks; the valets discuss Val Kilmer; a retired military specialist is briefed on a new project; a woman introduces her fiancé to her parents.

A gangster participates in a drive-by; a mom writes a song for her son; two scam artists compete with each other; an “Undercover Boss” reveals himself; Big Boi runs into André 3000; two guys get into a car accident.

A tickle game between two friends gets a little strange; brainstorming for "Gremlins 2"; a man deals with an unruly office janitor; two thugs suspect their friend snitched; Keegan and Jordan discuss Africa at a party.

Neil deGrasse Tyson relaxes at home; Keegan endures a job interview; a tailor has a gassy client; the valets discuss "Game of Thrones"; a new strategy for telemarketing.

Two friends get into an argument at a club; Meegan and André talk about their relationship; a rapper walks out of an interview; Conrad flies business select; Keegan has a new mustache.

Ray Parker Jr. has some new songs; a man can't stop saying "deez nuts"; Keegan has to call 911; a young man learns about Negrotown.