Episodes 10
Dove in an Iron Cage
Justice is served, mayo free.
Read MoreThe Guzzle Bumpkin
Grab deez nutz and Guzzle up!
Read MoreJacksonville Jackass
Sheriff discovers alcohol at the world's largest outdoor cocktail party.
Read MoreThe Knights of the Noble Order of Mystic Turquoise Goblet
Early's most confusing conspiracy theory turns out to be false.
Read MoreThe Ballad of the Latrine Marine
It takes a man to make the women's room safe from men who think they're women.
Read MoreDebased Ball
Early exploits himself for attention.
Read MoreTortuga de Mentiras
Everyone lies and all the houses burn.
Read MoreDuel of the Dimwits
Two idiots argue about stuff nobody cares about.
Read MoreThe War On the War On Christmas
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas!
Read MoreDewey Two-ey
Two idiots open competing taquerias mere feet from one another.
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