It's not Middle-Earth, it's not even New Zealand. Migrating to Melbourne from the Wizard Realm, Jack has unwittingly becomes the face of Wizard immigration after accidentally destroying Flinder's Street Station with a sneeze.

While trying to adapt to life without magic, Jack runs into an old friend.

In an effort to get him to better acclimatise to the community, Kylie takes Jack speed dating.

Jack makes a desperate attempt to convince fellow wizarding realm immigrants to better integrate into the community.

Jack tries to arrive on time for an radio interview with Senator Quinn while TV show 'No Nonsense' run their feature on the terrifying 'Baby Bones'.